A bat and a rat so we can bring back brat summer
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seagull + raccoon
Mr Steal Your Garbage Can
front: turkey
back: turkey
Flying squirrel top half with an ostrich butt and legs
Pigeon and a Human
This got me 
Imagine it's stupid human butt sticking out of a pigeon front half lmao
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eaglerilla
eaglerilla
Goose + Scorpion
I don't know what it would be called, but I'd release a pillowcase them into the HVAC system of ICE offices.
Sounds like the most dangerous creature known to man.
Wait imagine a goose hippo
flying animal
a dodo
Pick one
leave dodo alone he's trying his best
Magpie, Giraffe. The hind feet never leave the ground no matter how hard he flaps his wings
Favorite bird is a barn owl and favorite land animal is a binturong.
So I guess the barnturong.
Magpie and ferret
I don't remember this one, but I assume the joke is owlbears. But also, owls are terrifying and so are bears, so that one's solid for me!
Owls will fuck you up have you seen their claws?
Parakeet and elephant.
A goose and a boa constrictor. If a proper griffon bodyplan is still required, parrot and squirrel.
Peregrine falcon and cheetah for the fastest animal alive
Bat-toad can fly, hop, swim.
Mouse and hummingbird, assuming it could get the necessary calories. It would be like a little pixie.
Goose + opossum
housefly + blue whale
Disturbing
kangaroobatross
I don't think I could come up with anything better than trash gryphons https://draconym.tumblr.com/post/181951747284
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An owl finch and a spiny bush viper. That way I could have tiny ghost-faced dragons flying around in my backyard. The color/pattern of the scales would match the bird part.
Inca Tern and a Tuxedo Cat
bat and penguin out of sheer contrarianism
The world isn't dangerous enough. Dragonfly and poison dart frog.
Moth and polar bear to make accidentally leaving a light on into an exciting adventure.
Ferrets and Parrots! Talking colorful furry quetzalcoatls!
I call them... Fperrets.
dragonfly-jerboa
Seagull Bear
Rat with bat wings to really get the next pandemic cooking
Damn OK I'm gonna go... front half of a macaw, back half of a kangaroo, and the whole thing is kangaroo sized. Just a big blue inquisitive beak monster hop-flapping around, singing it's songs and tail-whipping fruit out of trees
A particularly dirty owl and a large hog who has recently soiled himself in a very specific fashion. I'm sorry that this is instantly the first thing I thought of, but this place has destroyed my brain.
Real answer: dragon fly and kangaroo mouse if there is anyway to make that work
Much better!
dimorphodon and hippopotamus
kiwi + dog
I just learned that kiwis are the perfect size for cuddling so hopefully their dog half will make them into excellent pets.
Pterodactyl + Brontosaurus
Turkey and frog.
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