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I think you have to fix shit first before you earn yourself a meme post. Cunts
How come he never got citizenship then?
Best case for shutting down the internet, imo. Bunch of people with internet poisoned brains in positions of power who would rather talk about an ape that died a decade ago than any problem facing a living human being today.
The internet is over, for now. Boomers and businesses killed it, until the next phase in human history.
I usually try to read the article…and I’m left wondering what in the ever loving fuck I just read.
CIA looking for alien blood lines on 23 and me….I can’t tell real life from tabloid shit any more
As for Harambe, he was not a patriot. He was a beautiful animal that was shot despite being a gentle soul who did not hurt a fallen child. He did not care about human politics or Trumpian bullshit. Lovely being, yes. Martyr, maybe. Patriot, no.
In this case "dicks out" refers to the mid term elections
I prefer a meme-free white house, is that communism?
We're killing people overseas RIGHT NOW. We're arming other countries doing the same thing RIGHT NOW. These aren't joking matters. I won't even get into the various financial problems we're facing, whilst building a goddamn Octagon on WH the front lawn. If you don't have something important to say, shut the fuck up white house.
revolting brevity, Harambe would instinctively attack and dismember any of these clowns on sight.
Everything that can possibly be ruined, they will leave no stone unturned
On this day, Harambe stopped being funny. The memes, though dead, will live on forever in our hearts.
Considering it's a popular meme to trace the horrors of our current timeline to the demise of Harambe, it makes sense that this White House would honour his death. Without it they never would be where they are, doing what they're doing.
First it was the suicidal penguin and now Harambe?
With all the money they're pissing away, you would think they could at least hire somebody to design a better propaganda campaign aimed at convincing their base to lay down their lives for the dictator... Or did AI take that job too?
Flashbacks to his first presidential win. X.x
In the 2016 US presidential election aftermath, a false but repeated claim stated Harambe received over 15,000 write-in votes.
While there's a super small possibility this is thanking those 'voters' (when has fact checking ever mattered there), it's probably just working off the same meme idea that powered that rumor to begin with.
So tired of having a White House that shit posts like a boomer trying to sound cool to 14 year olds
WTF even is this timeline?
This post makes sense, though. None of these clowns would be on the White House if Harambe were still alive. Basic gratitude post.
"... land of the apes ... and the home of the stupid ...". Are you free enough? Are you brave already?
Being a Veteran Of The Internet, I know to take screengrabs with a pinch of salt. I'll do my due diligence, thank you!
And, well, I wish I hadn't. Because now I know this is real and oh my fucking god
It's real... https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2059779450275864710
Jesus christ ... whichever 4chan incels were hired to run the U.S. web pages didn't even blink twice at turning a meme into a governmental announcement.
This is what it's about - completely outrageous displays of circusry to distract from it becoming an absolutely, pants-shittingly embarrassing mockery of its former glory.
The U.S is getting robbed blind and made to look like a buffoon simultaneously.
FYI, this is far from the first time they've done this since January 2025. This has been the new reality for like a year and a half now
I'm never on xitter but i checked the official White House page i believe three or four times last year: it was a wild experience each time.
correction mate. The US is being robbed openly not blind.
Every time I think we hit rock bottom of the dumbest timeline. The universe goes, “Hold my beer. “
Every show about alternate timelines had the characters visiting the weirdest timeline. Turns out WE are the weird timeline! Maybe we should all have goatees, ahah.
Shit
beginning to wonder if I've been in a coma since 2015.... and the madness is all just my brain shutting down more and more... because that's the only way this shit makes any sense
Jesus, the entire administration is full of fucking morons. Even the aids that post on social media.
Before reading this article and hearing the name "Harambe"?
After reading this article?
They're really just throwing stuff at the wall at this point
Harambe memes were popular with 4chan neonazis and the like, they are shouting out to their base.
how is the onion even able to keep going at this point?
Apparently the US embassy in India is paying random people to put stickers of Trump's face on their vehicles. You literally cannot make this shit up
I love how this post inadvertently shits on/ makes fun of 9/11 with the "we all remember what we were doing when it happened" line
Why do they want to ruin everything lol
Explains why some of them couldn't keep their dick in their pants at least.
Internet trolls and memes in the white house, I hate what they've done to this fucking country.
These idiots will deify anything, won't they?
For a fraction of a second my brain went to some other less awful universe and I read this sentence as a totally normal thing of like "oh yeah of course, harambe must've been an important person and it's totally normal for rational governments to honour important people".
I want to stay there.
is truly the most ignorant and least serious culture in all of history.
Of course they're honoring him, his death sealed the current future where Trump get elected twice.
With this character's death, the thread of prophecy has been severed. Reload to restore the weave of fate, or persist in this doomed world you have created.
Fitting.
The new heraldic animal for the bananan republic.
Shit hole country.
And now, show me Epstein files.