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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 113 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Every time I think we hit rock bottom of the dumbest timeline. The universe goes, “Hold my beer. “

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The bottom of the fucking barrel and then lower than that. Fuck.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

"The bar was on the floor and these dumb mfer's brought shovels"

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Every show about alternate timelines had the characters visiting the weirdest timeline. Turns out WE are the weird timeline! Maybe we should all have goatees, ahah.

  • looks on the mirror *

Shit