Too late. :(
How much time do I have?
this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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I'm sorry, it's too late. You are now what you ate.
Delicious pussy?
Well if you want to suck a dick you can just say so. No need to make up some convoluted reasons to avoid licking pussy.
... Can't I just do both?
probably not at the same time
That sounds like a challenge.
Put them together with a loose interpretation of "suck"?
I'm not stopping you. Go right ahead.
You mean if you don't want to suck a dick? Just clarifying, so no lemmies end up saying no when actually eager.
Sorry babe, I still haven't watched the video.
Pleasuring a woman is something men desire. Therefore if you pleasure a woman you are manifesting male desire. Thus a man would be spiritually inside you. And that's gay.
Why the fuckity duxk is lick censored???
Engagement, specifically from you and people like you. Good job
But the engagement is here and not on YouTube
What's your point
Well tbf, nobody is making money from clicks here because there's no ads, and karma means literally nothing here, so like, what would be the point of engagement baiting here and any engagement that is here technically "doesn't count."
Though, you're right that is why it was done in the first place. To be more specific to the other commenter as to why it is censored here "because nobody is going to f12 and fix it just for a screenshot on a shitposting community."