You'll either have to placate your cat with extra capital, or convince your cat that their material interests lie elsewhere. A bit of class consciousness goes a long way.
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always employ quid pro quo ("back scratching") and may be exercise purr-back option. But i'm afraid your cat is the member of bourgeoisie tbh ("fat cat") 
Those Gen Z humans have gotten so lazy nowadays, back in my day they would wake up at 3 am on command (foot biting) and feed the master with the treat of their liking
Special dividend, take a c-note from the cash register and spend it on wet food