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[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 87 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago

That brain has tiny PP hehe

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 85 points 3 weeks ago

Looks at Trump... yes, treating stupid is almost impossible

[–] BigTuffAl@lemmy.zip 54 points 3 weeks ago

Oz is living proof you can't vote these guys away.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 37 points 3 weeks ago

Treating stupid is in fact really hard. Especially his kind of stupid.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So, even though Fetterman was a huge disappointment who needs to be primaried out in the next election, Dr. Oz was the alternative.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Oz won't be contesting the Democratic primary, Fetterman still needs to go.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We really should’ve completely destroyed the South

[–] tal@lemmy.today 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Trump's strongest support in 2024 wasn't actually in the South.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/95f42ca4-771c-4a27-b039-969f7ae8160a.jpeg

West Virginia and Wyoming, the two biggest coal producers, were the strongest supporters. There were states in the South that went for Trump, but there's also the Great Plains.

Contrast with, say, the 1920 presidential election, which was clearly a South-vs-rest-of-US result:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1920_United_States_presidential_election

[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

Just sell them a gold phone.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

I agree. That's why you don't bother arguing or treating conservatives.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

treating stupid is really hard

Let me translate: brainwashing intelligent people with the worst lies from a crooked pedo demented fascist ever is really hard.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wrong target but a truly correct statement.

[–] Clutter@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, first response to the title was: "yeah, we know"

[–] core@leminal.space 3 points 3 weeks ago

He should change his self medication routine then.