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[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 147 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Is Rubio genuinely comparing the moon landings, which is one of humanity's highest achievements, to UFC fighting?

Did he hit his head on something?

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 65 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Bro is doing like 5 cabinet jobs right now, and Marco Rubio will never be president. Say that to his face if you want to make the poor little scamp sad.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

I want to make him many things in addition to sad

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

5 cabinet jobs and soon to be governor of Cuba. Let the poor guy have his me time.

[–] subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's interesting to me is that you look at him these days he looks miserable. Like he genuinely hates what he's doing. All the idealism he had before has been sucked right out along with his soul. But clearly he still thinks if he just gets through it will all have been worth it.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think that sums up a lot of MAGA. They sorta hitched their wagon to a candidate expecting trickle down benefits. Now they’re stuck with no reward and all the consequences, but they can’t get off the ride because if they do they’ll be accountable. It’s Rommel 2.0. You enabled a POS, you were allowed to be a POS, you recognize the POS you’ve enabled is beyond your control. Do your duty, undermine and remove them, or die.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

trump also kinda sideline vance, but hes listening to putin, xi, and musk, and behind the scences techbros for advice.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a theory about why Vance was picked. If the Epstein files became something that actually would have resulted in Trump getting impeached, Vance is likely not in them and would be allowed to take over the presidency as puppet. As it’s become appearant that nothing is going to come of the files, or any of his actions really, Vance sorta faded away. He is also rather incompetent, a poor speaker, and doesn’t have the bombast to be Trump’s replacement so I can see why they brushed him aside.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

it was discussed on another "site" yea he was likely picked to slow dripped the epstein files. of course you cant ignore that thiel is heavily involved with vance, i wouldnt be surprised if hes the one telling vance went to make noise or not.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

hes going to have to fight couch humping vance for the presidency,.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're right, this is almost more impressive. Did you see the arena? It's probably as big as a rocket, I think, maybe. That makes it way more impressive.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lol, no. Well, I mean we did have model rockets as kids, so yeah, trumpy's tiny hands style of rocket.

Edit: Added per DDG search:

Apollo 11 on top of a Saturn V was 101.5m / 364 ft.

UFC 92ft, lol.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It has a 9 in front, 9 is bigger than 3, that makes it three times the size, checkmate liberals

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

hurdur burmur

[–] breezeblock@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

His audience is really that stupid

[–] 42firehawk@fedinsfw.app 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Or Trumps pubic bone.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 105 points 1 month ago

in John f Kennedy’s voice “We choose to go to watch these men beat the shit out of each other not because it is easy, but because it makes the president hard”

Yup totally like the moon landing.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

But did America put a man in a rear naked choke until he passed out and pissed himself on the White House lawn?!!

[–] Masamune@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Currently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can't afford groceries. America FTW!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

glances at the DC police news blotter

shuffles feet nervously

[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I've heard the secret service had some interesting run-ins with a drunken Boris Yeltsin back when he used to stay there, so...maybe?

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

We put two men in a ring and let them beat each other up. We did it America! We won!

Now go pack your things up as we are done here. This is what true success is. Congratulations.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Ah yes that very American invention of MMA.

The sport that began when a Belgium taught a bunch of Japanese people an English wrestling style.

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

So they admit the moon landings are real.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes, organized fighting certainly is new, and they certainly didn't build some of the most impressive structures millenia ago to facilitate it, nope.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

I want to get off this timeline.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You people put a man on the moon because you were willing to let Nazi shit slide.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

3 cheers for Werner Von Braun...

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Once ze rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

[–] DankDingleberry@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

its so sad that the only flex they can come up with was 60 years ago...

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

UFC is founded on having bum fights, it technically is pretty much a bum fight co-opting martial arts of other cultures.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Did this absolute joke of a protohuman really say that

[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

With nazi-german tech, which Americans conveniently seem to always forget to mention.

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Now do that, but with healthcare

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I really don’t get his point.

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 7 points 1 month ago

He's trying to make the whole UFC on the White House lawn thing sound like a good idea. His argument isn't coherent because the whole thing is stupid.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's poorly making an argument for how the UFC is 'unique and innovative' but leaving out that it stands alone because we generally frown upon people giving each other brain damage for our entertainment.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

American Politics Fuck Off

[–] breezeblock@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

No, American politics fucks you

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

Has anyone explained to this idiot that we invented punching and wrestling thousands of years before the UFC existed?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"We put men on the moon. Then we put them in spandex. 'Murica"

[–] wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It might be due to the fact that I have self awareness, but I would kill myself if I ever said something that stupid.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You'll never make it in government with that attitude

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

How about if the Mars rover took a picture of the flag planted by Neil Armstrong?

It's 1000x harder to certify as a hairdresser than get elected into government.