Masamune
joined 2 months ago
I love it when procrastination pays off.
Always give your shoes a solid nom before wearing, to be sure they aren't cake.
That tree is throwing some serious shade.
An employee who takes their bacon seriously is exactly the type of employee I would want hire.
Ah, the perfect weekend!
Currently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can't afford groceries. America FTW!
That's the flaw in his fraud, he forgot to slip a few BTC to his local politicians.
Finally, a version of me can get a decent 8 hours of sleep.
Word on the street is that a $20 steam gift card today is worth $22 tomorrow.
Man, ain't nobody can afford beer now either.
Tacos? Good!
Pizza? Good!
Taco pizza? Gooood!
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