That’s a 10 year project if it wasn’t in a war zone.
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What if, What if... and hear me out, we use Nukes to Dig?
10??? Lol.
No it's not "10".
Just operation plowshare it in a few months
You get irradiated oil and you get irradiated oil and you get cancer
The oil won't be irradiated, just the area it has to go through and also the food supply for a few billion people who eat fish from the surrounding area.
.. .but the oil will be ok, right?
Oh yeah the oil will be fine so we can push on with the plan.
That mountain?
Rock and stone
FOR KARL!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?! oT
- Takes time, and probably more money than Iran would ask for in tolls.
- Still within drone range, so won't necessarily stop Iran
- Oil wells are within drone range, so even if shipping is solved Iran could still blow up oil production.
- Very expensive, especially if Iran folds in a month.
To add onto point #4, not a day later and Iran has (maybe) agreed to a deal.
it’s a boring solution
Ah! Tunnel under the mountain and send the oil on submarines! Brilliant!
SubTerras?
so dig
This gets the NCD seal of approval: 🦭
Damn it, I was hoping to comment "INB4 Project Plowshare," but nope!
I should've known better.
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US wanted to do something similar with nukes in the 60s
Project Plowshare - the ultimate hammer looking for a nail.
The Ben Gurion Canal was a plan to bypass the Suez by blasting a canal with nukes, through what is now israel
ploughshare
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What’s never mentioned in these discussions is the UAE actually built a railway that bypasses the straight of Hormuz.
It would be a better solution to build a pipeline moving oil to SA‘s east coast but missing port infrastructure means it would take decades
plus a pipeline is easy to sabotage and destroyed with bombs or missiles.
Pump the water up over the mountain. Put a turbine at the bottom on the other side. According to the law of conservation of energy, you'll generate the exact amount of power to pump the water up, so it wouldn't even cost anything to run.
Why even pump it? Let it evaporate naturally, and it will eventually just rain down on its own.
The boats need the water pumped to ride the current up the mountain.
You make a compelling argument, sir.
At this point I can’t even tell if you’re serious
We are not completely efficient in energy, we lose a lot in the process. You will take more, and how do you not know that already?
I know it's an unstable part of the world but I think if you had a strong enough military presence around the pumping and turbine stations you could reduce the energy losses to a negligible amount.
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I am looking at a map of the world. And that makes me realize... The Earth is FLAT!!!
But image how many jobs this could create!! 🤯
This is how shoplifting works in the large.
Why so far back, just dig it near the "nipple" end FFS.
Jeez, what a bunch of maroons!
Laughs at mountain in Roman
Seriously, with the money burned there couls be a ubdersea Pipelinenrywork that spans the globe by now.
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