That one of the key people who knows how our technology works, how to improve it, and how much of a failure the current "upgrade" really is (engineering forced this "upgrade" without talking to those of us who know) will be handing in their resignation to join the competition in a matter of days.
I've already drafted the resignation letter.
Seconding the dremmel approach. Worst case scenario: You destroy a nazi sword. Best case: You end up with with a cool denazified sword.
Grind down the swastika, and change to a smaller grit to get a nice and polished finish.
Not sure, but I think the eagle predates the nazis.
EDIT: Nope, the eagle is also a nazi and needs a dremel. There, that's gotta be a brand new sentence.
EDIT2: Seems to be one of the many symbols that have been hijacked by nazis. Keep at your own risk.