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[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 108 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I feel like this is specifically targeted at the one user posting stuff on the linuxsucks community

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It has to be rage bait. It's too funny not to be

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s hilarious and the older ones especially are riddled with references you’d find in the linuxmemes comm

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

He did try, years ago, to post cynical but inoffensive memes. I'm pretty sure I had to suspend his account at some point. He's also gotten himself banned from political communities for quoting holocaust deniers, using ableist slurs, and generally being a wanker. He's also posted some antisemitic remarks on other communities. The modlog his quite colorful.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does he also think number generators are the words of God and is working to build his own OS from scratch?

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wrong flavour of insane.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh shit, madthumbs is back? He's always been a hilarious, but equally pathetic troll. I thought we'd lost him when he got all pissy and locked the community a year ago.

[–] ivan@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago

Wait, so he's been at it for years now?

I've had his posts in my feed somewhat recently and I was kind of in awe of dude's dedication to do full time posting on topic of Linux users having no life, but had no idea he's been doing it for so long now. 🌚

[–] cRazi_man 24 points 1 week ago

If your whole identity, personality, community or social group is based on hating something then you should reevaluate how you spend your time. This is only marginally worse than making your whole personality being a fanboy for a specific brand/product. Things are there to help you do stuff, so get on and do that stuff ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 74 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I mean this goes both ways. Someone asks for help diagnosing an issue in windows and inevitably some snarky Linux user feels compelled to say something unhelpful.

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Inevitably?

My friend, the MAJORITY of the comments will be unhelpful Linux snarks.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This wouldn’t be a problem if you used Linux.

[–] fatalicus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Instead you would have a different problem.

And someone would definitely comment that you wouldn't have that problem on their distro.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And even if you did... You can fix it yourself. And submit the fix for others.

Ignoring that 99.999% of people have no idea how to even begin to write code and believe the terminal to be "hacker mode".

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[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Sounds pretty inevitable to me.

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yeah as a huge linux fan we gotta be honest with ourselves 😅 we're kinda fuckin insufferable at times

I think a lot of the technical folks who built the space made interpersonal skills kind of a dump stat- and to be fair, I benefit enormously from the technical ability they have in exchange for that lack of social skill. But it does define the culture of Foss spaces in a bunch of ways that aren't the greatest 😅

[–] Mikina@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's what convinced me to make a switch to Linux, two years ago by now.

I've seen it mentioned for years at that point. Did it feel annoying? A bit, especially when I was trying to solve something. But it was one post that pushed me over the edge. I've probably seen a lot posts/replies like that before.

I can't say why, I guess the stars aligned, but I'm glad it happened. I probably wouldn't do it, if it weren't for years of constant reminders that Linux is in fact an option.

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I think its a balancing act. That's why with this kind of thing I prefer to just share my excitement with people without expectations that they wanna engage with it the same way I do

I think you can share what makes linux special and expose people to the idea without it needing to be badgering. Which I'm sure works for some folks who are open to the idea, but it also just fuels kinda tribalistic antagonistism and resentment in many cases

It took a long time for one of my friends and I to be able to have conversations about linux cause she got so burned out by the prosthelytizing she'd gotten previously that she was defensive, and I got defensive that I couldnt easily talk about the thing I'm excited about. I'm really excited that these days I can just tell her about the shit I think is cool without her feeling like I'm demanding something of her :) yesterday we had a lovely conversation about social media and the fediverse ☺️

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[–] Mr_Wobble@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

It's odd to me to be a fan of an OS. It's the nuts and bolts needed to make a computer do things I actually care about.

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm a fan of it for the way that it treats me with respect and represents the possibility of technology that isnt extractive and abusive. And as a ui nerd there is an element of the computing foundation that is exciting to me in and of itself :) I love seeing the different ui paradigms of different desktop environments and how they solve problems like making multitasking work well for users

But that just how I relate to it, it's totally valid for the computer or os to be more of a means to an end for people :)

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's because Linux is just objectively better.

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

That didn't take long.

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 12 points 1 week ago

Thank you for proving my point.

[–] Mirodir@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've seen variations of a snarky "I never had this problem on Linux" one-liner comment so many times that I have to resist the urge to write "I never had this problem on Windows" every time I see a Linux user asking for help.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll save you the trouble:

"Well linux is maintained by volunteers not a billion dollar multinational corporation that should have the budget to do that"

With a side of:

"That's because windows got in bed with PC OEMs and contracted to be the ONLY preinstalled OS they can use years ago (when it also sucked less), so it became the standard, and now vendor lock in rears it's ugly head, so the other multinational corporations cater to windows. Had any other OS done that you'd use that, you don't like 'windows' itself you like vendor lock in."

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[–] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago

I'm using Arch btw

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Unrealistic to believe the guy at the Linux stall would not come at him like John Constantine pulling out a demonic possession.

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every post on the fediverse is specifically directed at me, therefore I must respond when someone has the audacity to mention something I don’t like.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

Do you like pineapple upside-down cake?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Does this actually happen, or is this an argument someone had in their head?

[–] JordanZ@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On Lemmy…it happens more in reverse.

Example:

That’s in the Windows11 community.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that's the smugposting we know and expect.

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago

Seen it happen both ways.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Arguably, the other stalls are all paywalled. So no, you can't just walk away from Linux.

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[–] nek0d3r@midwest.social 20 points 1 week ago

As a nearly sole Linux user, this is a strength for Linux. The ability to complain about features and push for improvements is exactly what sets it apart from having to submit to profit motivations. Maybe they're misguided, but I'd rather embrace it and chance at growing the community.

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 18 points 1 week ago

This is a bit rich coming from the Linux community.

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Stall owner proceeds to share their opinion about Windows and Microsoft in general.

Windoew guy starts foaming at the mouth and shouting incoherently.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

But but but Linux is not user friendly or something! You can totally generalize like that!!! And nevermind the fact that windows often breaks in ways that require technical knowledge to repair. That doesn't count for some reason!!!!

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Me using krita: "i hate your liquify tool, why can't your vector tool behave normally? Why if i change a modifier key for one tool it messes up all tools?"

Krita won't open: PANIK

[–] BlueBockser@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

Meanwhile the whole marketplace they're standing in is run on Linux servers

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (12 children)

If Linux works well for you I'm genuinely happy for you, but it's incompatible with what I use a computer for so that's mighty unfortunate.

I'm stuck with beating windows with a pipe wrench.

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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: the person talking in the first panel is the Linux booth owner

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