Aeri

joined 1 year ago
[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Satsuki Kiryuin, fuck it she might get our shit together.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

That's actually worse because it would be more likely to clog your drains. Your dude goo would be thicker than urine which is basically just water. If I remember correctly heat such as that from a shower will actually cause it to coagulate more.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Squircles", Just make shit square you fuckers I hate you

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Short answer no, Long answer noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

If it's paid we can go to Chuck-E-Cheese for all I care

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My current personal hell is

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Now do this again every fucking hour on this service you use all day you fucking cow.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Call me when I can play ALL the video games I want to play on Linux and I'll happily ditch windows.

Hard mode: you aren't allowed to mention Proton or tell me to abandon video games I like because "Well kernal anticheat is bad and was invented by satan" (it is, I know, I still want to play fortnite occasionally or whatever).

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh my beloved motherfucking website author, I do in fact remember when websites were good, it was about 15 or 20 years ago.. Sob (maybe more depending on who you ask)

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Keeps the hair off it too, badumtss

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I still think I should be allowed to copyright my DNA and Sue the pants off of any companies that abuse it. If stupid Monsanto can copyright the stupid potatoes they used to make their stupid potato chips I should be able to do it too.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I believe the implication is that when the Drone kills a soldier their body will fertilize the ground.

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