How? On foot? Or... you know, the other way he does it?
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He claims he was driving around late at night with his kids, then suddenly was at a Waffle House 50 miles away in the parking lot. It's a very typical "hi I'm an alcoholic" AA-style story, and I've heard it tons from various people in my life as "this is when I knew I had a drinking problem".
You're giving this way more thought than he did
He teleported to a waffle house? Pfttt. I went to college in the south. That's just called a friday night.
Dude we've all teleported to a Waffle House, it's usually how you end up in that haven for the drunk.
FEMA should offer this man a raise and try to keep him. Teleportation could be a valuable tool in an emergency!
Leaving for a "holiday" in an institution with padded rooms?
Another of the greatest hits is "walking the Appalachian Trail."