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[–] BeUnique@lemmy.zip 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Me: "Why am I so angry about nothing?"

[–] Skylordd78@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Does forgetting to drink water and eat food make you more angry and emotional over things? Cause random outbursts and random mood swings?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Very much so, yes.

[–] BeUnique@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

It absolutely does for me! People call it being "hangry".

Perfect example: https://youtube.com/shorts/Ql1MXbX8kfo

I bet she was happy and completely normal after getting her chicken.

[–] HrabiaVulpes 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yes. There is even a very short psychology guide:

  • Angry at everyone - needs food
  • Everyone angry at you - needs sleep
  • You angry at yourself - needs shower

Generally emotions are partially chemical and if your body doesn't get basic needs satisfied, it will cause you to feel negative emotions.

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I cannot relate less to a meme. 😂

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Me, staring at the unopened biscuits in my desk drawer:

(Context: I’ve had 2 moderate meals today already and have something planned for dinner.)

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[–] pumpupthejam@piefed.social 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If I could binge eat once a week and then not have to bother to eat for the rest of that week, I'd be so happy.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Hungry? Try eating 197 pounds of raw salmon. You certainly won't regret eating 197 pounds of raw salmon.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Meal prep fiber/protein rich food is my best attempt at this. I usually do brown rice with toppings and egg every single day; twice per day. Very hard to get bored because you can vary the toppings - eggplant, beans, curry, soy protein, stir fried stuff - and brown rice is fiber which is hard to be bored of smaller carb/glucose-spike footprint.

Just don't freeze it, the crystals will mush the texture and you'll get bored of the slop feel very quickly.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I eat when I am on the verge of throwing up due to low blood sugar.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Conventional meal for this time of day

Or

Another black filter coffee

Choose your adventure!

[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

That is how i know i need food, i am going for the coffe, it has gotten cold or the cup is empty, so I check the time "ah it is lunch time", works every time.

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

yall should get checked for neurodivergence if its relatable, assumed this was adhd-memes

[–] NormalHumanBreathing@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I got diagnosed at 52, i only discovered that forgetting to eat and being shaky wasn't normal when i turned up that way to a therapy session and my therapist pointed out that, that wasn't a normal thing.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Lord knows I had it. I knew I had it. My married partner of 8 years knew I had it.

At 39 I finally got diagnosed with ADHD last week.

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

You might have type 1 diabetes.

Skipping a meal shouldn't give you shakes.

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I see you haven't experienced "doing something with tunnel vision for 16 hours before realising that you're shaking because you forgot to eat and that your last meal was dinner yesterday around 26 hours ago". I don't think you need the beetus to experience that.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

One time I "forgot" to get out of bed, because I was just "one more game" from the moment i woke up. Finally caved to go to the toilet and get some breakfast. 1am.

[–] Padit@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

It is truly curious how different all our lives are.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It does if you only have one (1) meal a day.

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It might surprise you (pleasantly or horrifically lol) to learn that there's a large group of people specifically doing one meal a day (referred to as OMAD) as a form of hardcore intermediate fasting.

That being said, they make sure they get the proper amount of calories/macros in for this (they're not just eating a slice of bread and butter), so I understand that you're not referring to this style of eating.

Still wanted to bring it up though. Wild stuff.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like the easiest way to count your calories and macros. Plus saves you time during the day. Is it good for you though?

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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago

Just ADHD things

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Strangely enough, antidepressants help for being able to actually feel hungry.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

i have most appetite when i'm in a good mood, so that checks out

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Makes sense 10% to 20% of people on them report weight gain

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[–] choom_of_doom@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Too real… 🤣

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

In contrast to me „oh I got a minute, time to eat 5 cans on beans“

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Same and I also go to sleep when I feel I am going to die.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I time it every four hours. If I don't I feel lightheaded.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

why does lightheartedness feel so good but lightheadedness so bad

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[–] JelleWho@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I always seems to miss lunch. It's actually just handy st this point

[–] orenj@leminal.space 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've maladapted into calling my eventual meal after forgetting to eat multiple meals in a row 'intermittent fasting'

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah when IF was at its peak, I read up on it and was like...I already do this, but not on purpose.

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

it's actually very healthy.

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

How about sitting back utterly satisfied with your complete meal and then noticing that others look like they've started eating?

Oops

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I used to not anything all day, then take an edible and eat all of my calories at once. Depending on stress, sometimes I regress to only being able to eat a few safe foods (when it’s really bad - only the pizza and nacho lunchables), and weed usually helps there.

Since I had stomach surgery recently and have to eat small things frequently, I bought a shit ton of bulk snacks and I always keep some with me. I also gave myself permission to buy bottled water. It’s helped a lot to have little things on hand, so I don’t have to interrupt whatever I’m doing to eat. I just grab some goldfish crackers and a water bottle out of my backpack and then I’m good to go.

[–] Brahvim@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I WANT to live this way! But I'm at my parents' house now, no way they're letting me stay this way...

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you don't get the proper amount of calories for your body (especially if you're still growing) you'll be in a lot of trouble.

Even as a fully grown adult, not eating enough and physically exerting yourself could mess with your bone density among other things. Happens to thru hikers on the Appalachian trail when they don't eat enough.

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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

another meme in the mirror

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

I used to get hangry AF. Couldn't miss a meal, i'd just be absolutely miserable.

One day, I went let's try keto.

After going into and out of keto a few times, I no longer get ravenous. It's now years later and I'm just mmm i could stand to eat now.

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