this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2026
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[–] SlippiHUD@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Rips a huge line of whatever Joe Rogan does off RFK Jr's ass "Imagine if the joker actually cared about enriching himself during his carnivals of death and chaos. And before being reformed we made him president."

Edit: Wrong Kennedy

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SlippiHUD@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I mean this was always the obvious plan. I knew it by Wednesday.

The question is, what calls are the right ones to make Monday morning at open so that you can cash out with +100000% gains by noon.

That shit WILL happen, and it WILL be predetermined. We just need to find the tell

[–] besbin@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And it will continue ad infinitum or until the physical reality are no longer able to be swayed by such trick, which is likely to be in about a month with all the talk stalling and strategic oil reserve running low

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

exactly, shit is going to hit the fan once they run out of the reserve