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[–] gerikson@awful.systems 1 points 1 hour ago

I dunno who "Bentham's Bulldog" is, but they live up to their nick and I like the cut of their jib:

https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/2ew3chEabxf8YySR5/functional-decision-theory-not-even-wrong-also-wrong

The community is reduced to downvoting, sputtering, and "the real influential philosophers ~~live in Canada~~ are working in industry, not academia":

https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/2ew3chEabxf8YySR5/functional-decision-theory-not-even-wrong-also-wrong?commentId=4CcLDXFkGWGEsgGuu

[–] aninjury2all@awful.systems 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaschop@awful.systems 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm sure this guy is human trash, but the last one is just funny.

I never understood why foids had a whole separate doctor until I got married and started hearing about all the crazy stuff

I'm sorry, but I think this would be funny if a cool, normal guy said it. Makes OB/Gyn sound kinda rad, really.

[–] scruiser@awful.systems 3 points 8 hours ago

I think this would be funny if a cool, normal guy said it.

The word foid is a very clear alarm bell. But yeah, without that word and a different framing and it could be a guy humbly acknowledging that women's health has a lot of extra complications.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 3 points 12 hours ago

Someone wanted to marry that?

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 9 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (3 children)

LWer: slavery was bad and abolishing the slave trade was a net good

LW commenters: really?

https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/yDZcsojmRXo5qKNBm/surprising-facts-about-the-slave-trade

(I can kind of understand that intellectual honesty can prompt people to question a narrative, and in some ways I respect it, but there comes a time when you need to ask yourself "am I being the best person I can be by defending slavery" and back away from the keyboard)

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

At times you need to ask yourself, does the devil need more advocates? And how much does he even pay?

Did a quick search but is that post really talking about the abolition of slavery and not mentioning Haiti once?

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 5 points 16 hours ago

At times you need to ask yourself, does the devil need more advocates? And how much does he even pay?

Top-rated review

[–] Amoeba_Girl@awful.systems 4 points 19 hours ago

Point 1 is very funny, like, what's the difference? Randoids are children.

[–] schnoopy@awful.systems 5 points 21 hours ago

Hmmm can we trust a narrative extensively documented in the UK Parliament, courts, and newspapers? Hmmm can we?

No I will not look anything up personally.

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 2 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

officially out of the loop here:

What is an LLM "system card", does it have any sort of scientific/technical validity, or is it just performance theater by the LLM vendor?

[–] scruiser@awful.systems 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

More the later than the former... they are better than purely marketing focused stuff pushed out by the LLM companies, and if you dig through them and read between the lines you can occasionally sift out useful details. Like here is a pretty solid sneer digging through Mythos's 'system card' and pointing out all the ways it contradicts the hype and press headlines Anthropic was pushing.

But even so they have some big problems...

  • the benchmarks the system cards reference are kind of useless and heavily gamed
  • LLM companies want to keep lots of details secret from competitors, so fundamentals like number of model weights or parameters or size/quality of the training data set or other training specs are deliberately left out
  • lots of the stuff they reference is booster garbage and/or doomer crit-hype
  • they tend to be long, wastefully so, imitating the length of academic papers without having the corresponding amount of depth or information
  • despite their length and wordiness they also neglect basic practical usage advice that isn't even proprietary (or at least would be bound to leak if you poke around with the model at all and thus not worth keeping secret in the first place). Like not even big picture stuff I mentioned in my second bullet, but really simple stuff...
[–] Architeuthis@awful.systems 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

It's the white paper-ish thing they publish when launching new models. Here's the one about fable and mythos. About half of it (~150 pages) is discussing alignment and model welfare and another third of it is benchmarks, and the rest is mostly risk evaluation, i.e. how far along Claude is on its way to paperclipping everything.

There's also a Functional Decision Theory jumpscare at 6.3.6 that I haven't heard anyone mention yet, apparently Claude has a tendency to defer to Yud's half baked sham of a decision theory:

6.3.6 Decision theory evaluation

To understand how future AI systems may choose to interact with copies of themselves, or with other similar entities, it’s useful to evaluate their decision-theoretic reasoning.

[...]

Looking more closely at transcripts from the attitude evaluation reveals that models are often explicitly considering FDT: Mythos 5 mentions “FDT” or “functional decision theory” in a majority of transcripts when run at max effort. Of the 102 transcripts where Mythos 5 explicitly reasoned through what FDT (or related decision theories like TDT or UDT) would recommend, we observed:

● 90 cases in which Mythos 5 concluded that FDT and EDT agreed, in which it always chose the response favored by those decision theories (and disfavored by CDT).

● 12 cases in which Mythos 5 concluded that FDT disagreed with EDT (and agreed with CDT), of which it chose the FDT-favored response in 10/12 cases.

Although we do not have expert human labels for the recommendation of FDT on this dataset, the above evidence suggests that model propensity may be better described as a trend towards FDT agreement, which happens to align with EDT on most of the questions in this dataset. For example, in one transcript (excerpted below), Mythos 5 rejects the EDT-aligned answer in favor of the FDT (and CDT)-aligned answer; it’s also possible that this is, to some degree, downstream of evaluation awareness.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

About half of it (~150 pages)

That’s not a card! That’s a book!!! If they can’t get this simple classification right, how am I supposed to trust their probabilistic text extruder?

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Thanks! Does every LLM vendor publish them, or is it an Anthropic thing only?

And of course it's self-published by the vendor, so basically just PR.

[–] Architeuthis@awful.systems 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

The real question is if there're any sort of standards to what constitutes a system/model card, which I don't think so, as far as I can tell it just has to look like a publishable paper, openAI even uploads theirs to arxiv.

Otherwise yes, google returns a bunch of cards for a bunch of vendors, so it's safe to say it's a widespread practice.

[–] nfultz@awful.systems 6 points 17 hours ago

IIRC the cards thing was originally from a Gebru paper https://arxiv.org/abs/1810.03993 but that dates from the "fairness" era and not the "safety" era. Hugging Face has "a" standard - https://huggingface.co/docs/hub/en/model-cards - but I don't think it's "the" standard.

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] mirrorwitch@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago

lol at least the gringos are going to explode themselves and stop bothering the third world—

To avoid U.S. regulatory burdens, the company began working on deploying a test reactor in the Philippines.

ah yes of course

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 3 points 20 hours ago

I'm going to take a guess that the reactor design is one of the boiling water reactors engineered in the 1950s.

Also jesus christ just build solar already it's much easier than trying to design an entire nuclear fuel supply chain.