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(for anyone confused, he's guessing her prescription)

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[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 227 points 1 week ago (12 children)

FYI, Dr. Glaucomflecken is an ophthalmologist and has a YouTube channel full of medical comedy bits. I'd link it but I'm too tired from writing and triple-checking "Glaucomflecken" and "ophthalmologist".

[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Thank you! Yay, teamwork makes the fediverse go 'round!

[–] CrackaAssCracka@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I’m a doctor and every time I write ophthalmologist I’m surprised at how many H’s there are and where they end up.

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Phenolphthalein is a similar experience, as a chemist

So strange to surround a T with H's like that

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[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know, right? At least it's not otorhinolaryngology.

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[–] greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 week ago

He's awesome. And hes doing real activism for the fucked up US medical system.

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is his name genuinely that close to Glaucoma or is it a "stage" name. If real, I think that's wild he chose to become an ophthalmologist.

[–] colforge@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s a stage name. His real name is Will Flanary and Glaucomflecken is a medical term:

Glaucomflecken are small, gray-white spots that form on the front layer of the eye’s natural lens. They are the physical scars left behind when the eye has suffered a sudden, severe spike in internal pressure, typically due to an episode of acute angle-closure glaucoma.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Flecken is German for spots. Glaukomflecken just means glaucoma spots.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 13 points 1 week ago

Oh shit, I know that channel and didn’t pick up who it was until your comment made me look closer at his profile picture. He’s pretty damn funny with healthcare relevant comedy.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I totally understand. Nice work on those words, especially if you’re on your phone.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

With a name like "Glaucomaflecken," he was destined to become an opthalmologist.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 128 points 1 week ago

he is a -3 cuz didn't see it coming

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 109 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, he could have worded that better, lol.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had to consider what the joke was... guess my mind is on the correct lens Rx because I wear glasses also

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

Glasses wearing world unite.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hah i saw the "dr" first and knew what he was talking about. Also helps to be a glasses wearer in this case i guess

[–] Lupus108@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The rest of his username is the German word for "glaucoma spots" btw.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

And alas, though he tries to guide others to medical truths, the damage is already done and in one fell swoop he has been cursed to 'die alone'

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh man I love that guy. His vids are great. I esp love his rural medicine bits because I grew up in the boonies and it reminds me of home lmao.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Is he the one with the video of the farmer guy who says "my wife told me I should come in" and they all go into high alert? Lol

[–] subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

Same, I love their their horrifying dependence on texaco Mike for modern medical tech.

[–] OleFoFa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

"did he finish the chore?" "-no, he stopped it and came to the doctor's office on his own initiative!" .......... [BIG RED BUTTON PRESSED] "GET THE CHOPPER!"

[–] greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's the guy! Don't worry, he'll get Texaco Mike on the phone! He's got the MRI machine 🤣

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[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago

Diopter? I don’t even know her.

[–] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could be worse, -12.5 and -16 in contacts for me. Prefer it to being blind though.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jesus, I didn't think they made contacts that thick. On the bright side, those bad boys could probably stop a direct hit from a nail gun before it hit your eye. I bet it's like wearing permanent safety glasses.

[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As far as I know only one company does, so uh, hope you like them because it's that or glasses thick as a submarine window. Even with the -16 I can still only get to 20/50 vision thanks to the early onset cataracts caused by the extreme myopia. Is what it is though, I don't complain.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That sucks. I'm sorry you have to deal with all that. Sounds like you have a good attitude about it at least

[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I appreciate the consideration. Honestly, I can see better now than in my 20s thanks to years of conscious effort to train my brain to use that eye too. When I finally got a vision test at around five years old, I was already pretty bad off in the one eye, but the other was fine at the time, so my brain just kind of learned to use it for peripheral vision and not much else. Hopefully I don't get macular degeneration or a detached retina, but what can you do but make the best of it? Take care out their folks, and get your kids eyes checked!

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gotta train your eye muscles to maintain your reading speed.

[–] dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

When you can feel the inertia of your contact lenses, they’ve gotten too thick

[–] greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I started my contacts journey at +7.5 and +7.75. I've been in +3.00 and +3.25 for about 10 years now. No one knows why I dramatically got better in 3 years but that was a wild 3 years of not really being able to see because it was changing so much.

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[–] emigu@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He has made some hilarious videos about being a doctor, for those who don't know who he is. Can highly recommend

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

meaningful silent nod

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

At least he didn't double down hahaa

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

I am guessing we are talking about Cylinder here because those look a little thick for a -1 Sphere.

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