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[–] ArcaneGadget@nord.pub 41 points 6 days ago (10 children)

Honestly, that's the entire reason i lost interest in consoles after buying the PS4. If i need to:
1 Boot up the console.
2 Update the system (twice).
3 PSN account bullshit.
4 Insert disc.
5 Install the game.
6 Download 50GB update for the game.
7 Install said update.
8 Finally start the game.
9 Login and TOS bullshit.
10 Finally play game.

I might just as well use my PC for gaming at that point. The games library is larger and the exclusives are just not worth it. Especially after Sony started releasing those on PC as well.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Especially after Sony started releasing those on PC as well.

They put a stop to that, and now it's more clear why: they want absolute control over the price of their games.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Which is a shame. I was going to buy Marvel's Wolverine and that God of War remake collection.

Now I will go back to not supporting Sony in anyway shape or form

[–] jnod4@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago

PC gaming has more exclusives btw

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[–] Chezus9247@lemmy.world 54 points 6 days ago (36 children)

Okay guys 'n gals. What's your first game you thought of while reading this greentext?

Mine is TimeSplitters 2 on PS2.

[–] karpintero@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago

GoldenEye N64

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 30 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I thought of an era, not a specific game.

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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago

Super Mario World on SNES

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

You mean Goldeneye 2?

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[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Full game on a disk? You new school kids don't know that 1/2 of the game is loading the 17, 5 1/2" floppies in order just to install your game.

[–] lordziv@lemmy.nz 4 points 5 days ago

Final Fantasy VII was so big it came on 7 discs

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[–] solidsmoke@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

-Actually belongs to you -Developers can't delete it

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's usually publishers who are the villains here, not devs.

[–] solidsmoke@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

You're completely right, whoops

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 6 days ago (5 children)

This is def nostalgia goggles, so many games were broken buggy messes back then because there was no way to ship updates

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 52 points 6 days ago (8 children)

No, they weren't. Most had bugs, but they weren't game-breaking. A lot of people took joy in finding and exploiting the bugs too. Dupes, etc.

Yeah, some shitty games were loaded with bugs.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

bugs? nah, not a problem

whistles in Morrowind

[–] FoxAlive@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Thats not really fair. Morrowind was so buggy someone decided they needed to remake the entire game engine to play it. I wouldn't say most games where like that.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bloodline the masquerade was also infested. We remember these because the games were so good they were worth fighting to get running. The ones that were buggy and bad are mostly forgotten.

yeah, back in the day it was "crashed to desktop every 15? set a timer to save every 14. this is a cool game."

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[–] flapperfivethousand@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago (3 children)

"Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.” ― Douglas Adams, "The Salmon of Doubt"

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[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

When a game sucked ass then you had a physical product you could sell or trade to offload it. Instead of the whole game getting the servers shut off and delisted within a year if it’s bad today. Even the bad games were better back then because of this

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[–] CarstenBoll@feddit.dk 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Back in 1997 I bought the game KKnD (Krush, Kill n' Destroy) in a local store for what would now be 110 dollars only to discover that it was broken and wouldn't run on my machine and there was no way to get a patch for it.

[–] lokalhorst@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But I guess you could get your money back?

[–] CarstenBoll@feddit.dk 14 points 6 days ago

Nope :) I mean, I was 13, so maybe I could have if I'd pressed it but I was a kid and figured it was just bad luck.

Like, we weren't online - you couldn't look up consumer protection rules and shit back then, you had to rely on some adult who wasn't a complete moron knowing what to do.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

The sweet spot was getting the full game on disc and getting included DLC, having the ability to mod the game, and run private servers. It was kinda the golden era of this stage in gaming. Computers were powerful enough to give a great visual experience and studios were still interested in producing engaging storylines in triple A releases instead of just banging out battle royale games.

You could just enjoy the game as-is with a really good singleplayer campaign and then with whatever online offered. To this day I still have great memories of Half Life, Crysis, or even MoH:AA, especially the Snowy Park map. Do they compare graphically with today’s games like Fortnite? Not a chance. But you remember the story and how the game was way better at pulling you into it.

Some of the mods from this era turned out to be just as popular, if not moreso, than the original base game. Some of them live on to this day.

Sure, some Steam games offer mods and the like, but it certainly isn’t the same thing as what we had 15 or so years ago.

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[–] rachelzsnow@lemmy.pt 15 points 6 days ago (6 children)

when can i stop living in this universe and switch back to the one we originally were on? man i miss it so much. That and original pizzahut

Convince another weasel to dine on the particle collider in Switzerland.

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago
[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I never got the "modern games are no fun!" thing because I've always played retro games only. Growing up around my dad and his SNES Station, I ended getting influenced.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That'll be $75 (for N64 cartridges).

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With the exception of "buy game", "disk/cartridge", and split-screen mode with minigames, this is Endless Sky.

Digital gaming can be great when corpos don't ruin everything that makes it great.

[–] Nosebear@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Because of this and also the whole RAM deal, I'm wondering if some retro trend is going to happen. Like gamers just going back to exactly those games.

[–] Iambus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Pretty sure it's already happening, retro console pricing has been going up from what I've seen

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Why would anyone build a whole ass in split screen mode?

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