this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2026
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[–] Asweet@piefed.ca 39 points 5 days ago

This feels like an anti-shit post not sure if it belongs here…

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Never being able to fart when the need arises has gotta be torture.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

oh there's medication that does that too so you don't even have to shove things up your asshole to get that experience.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Simethicone still makes you fart, it breaks up the air or makes it reabsorb or something idk. Either that or I produce so much farts I should be taking 5 or 6 instead of 1

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 4 days ago

there's something i don't remember the name of that sticks to fat molecules and makes them harder for the body to reabsorb, meaning that either you learn to always pack four pairs of underwear a day or you train your asshole to shut tighter than the hatch of a submarine.

that training sticks. only one that does.

[–] einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Thats a nice fantasy but sadly that just not viable long term

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

long term, no

frequent dedicated days for it, yes😌

[–] dawcas@scribe.disroot.org 4 points 5 days ago

A nice person deserves to have nice nights some times a week, goddammit!

Yeah you gotta use thread or velcro in the long term

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 5 days ago

But not recharging... 📝