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He gets a pass for being so cute 
he hates fences, as should we all
Wait till Neil shits into the Dog Waste Only bin. It's not like they can send him to jail
Well now I understand why the park rangers have been looking for a very sick bear. I'll try to be more discrete.
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Niel is the only acceptable NIMBY
i kinda want a tattoo of neil now. look at that face.
𝒟𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻 𝐹𝒾𝑒𝓁𝒹𝓈 𝒲𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝐹𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓈
“That’s Neil in the corner…
That’s Neil in the spot … light … molesting my whole region”
There is nothing funny about stealing a meal from Neil McBeal, the Navy Seal.
“Call the cops, see if I care.”
Fuck that pole.
Neil respects nothing, and we respect Neil for that
god I love niel.
oh whew. i was about to drive down the coast to see Neil. Tasmania, you have a treasure.
That's a sea lion right? It can lift itself up on its flippers
southern elephant seal
Ah, I think it's being able to lift itself with its rear flippers that indicates it's a sea lion
Seals, floppy flippers Sea lions, walky flippers
The good name of Neal the seal shall not be usurped with your sea lion revisionism
Yeah, like if he was a different species he could be, ah fuck I should've picked an easier species... Shen Long the Dugong? Gotta respect the rhyme.
Ah, my neighbour. Hello Neil.
Classic Neil.
Hahaha what a legend
I would literally die for Niel
Poor Neil does not like the changes to his neighbourhood. He just wants to lie down in the shade