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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago
[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

I was already nauseated...

[–] japemasterBrad@programming.dev 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Someone’s description of Graham’s anus and the origin of Graham’s nickname in the gay scene

[–] japemasterBrad@programming.dev 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

OOOOOOOH okay thank you, you've just sorted tonight's research session!

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Please drop the link when you find it.

[–] banause@feddit.org 1 points 27 minutes ago

Or, you know, don't.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I read that in Stephen Root's "Bill from King of the Hill" voice.

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

I'M LENORE!

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We need the coroner to confirm

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

his soul was mysteriously missing and MITCH mcconnel is still not confirmed to be dead.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 284 points 1 day ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As police as I am that this particular shitbag is now a corpse, I currently really wish that I had never learned how to read.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Lindsey flipped as soon as trump showed him those photos. Government by blackmail cannot end well. Get Epstein's and Netanyahu's good friend donny out of the whitehouse a.s.a.p. Clean up your house. Try to find honour again. It's still possible.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (23 children)

Try to find honour again. It’s still possible.

As a Canadian, I will never forgive America or the American people for what they have voted for and continue to support. The entire world is worse off the past few years mostly because of you uneducated morons.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You know what would be cool? If you didn't lump everyone in this country into one group. We are seeing results of decisions from 100 years ago, made by both of our countries. I will give you that the overwhelming majority of this country is uneducated. So much so that they don't seem to notice that the election was blatantly rigged. And the same global group of people who did the rigging also operate in Canada (see: separatists). I don't blame you for being angry and fearful of the dictator in this country making threats towards your home. But please understand that the issue is global and that some of us are doing something about it death be damned.

[–] derAbsender@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I hope the same sentiment goes out towards iranians, syrians, chinese, russians etc.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 1 points 28 minutes ago

The innocent citizens of those countries? Absolutely. Their governments? Not a chance.

[–] Bacano@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

That's right, a government must not be conflated with it's citizenry. All the oppressed people's of the world have more in common than their respective governments would like them to believe

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 day ago (21 children)

To be fair, Canada is also a genocidal settler-colony and an active imperialist power.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 86 points 2 days ago (4 children)

It’s funny because it isn’t a true story but one look at the guy and you realize it’s plausible.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What proof do you have that’s it’s not a true story? Do you have a first hand account of the contents of his perineum?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I have a picture of his asshole would you like to see?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 3 points 11 hours ago

I'd never question your expertise in this area, SatansMaggotyCumFart

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago
[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

HIS LITTLE LADYBUGS?!?! 😭 😂 OH NOOO 😭

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