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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 57 minutes ago

If I had a body like that I would always be wearing some variation of that outfit

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

My Mad max body is NOT ready. I need more time.

And steroids.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 48 minutes ago

Guns>steroids

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

How the fuck do you get the middle of your thigh to bulge like that?

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 minutes ago

Never skip leg day, bro.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

I actually know this one.

It's the VMO muscle and it's extremely hard to fully activate following patella/kneecap injury

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 43 points 11 hours ago

Shit I forgot to get absolutely shredded before the oil crisis

[–] marretics@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Way ahead of you there. This has been my regular office attire ever since covid

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 30 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It has a collar and many things that could be called ties, looks professional enough to me.

[–] NochMehrG@feddit.org 12 points 12 hours ago

Not to forget the integrated mask. Definitely a plus during the pandemic!

[–] MonaySimpson@lemmy.ml 38 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 hours ago

Aww, what a way to find out :-(

I'll have to have an honorary watch of Mad Max 2 tonight, in his honour

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MonaySimpson@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

The name of the Mad Max 2 ( or Road Warrior) character pictured.

Its not gay. Not at all.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

So just normal then?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

The gas prices are really making it hard to rock out on my flaming guitar while being used as a hood ornament on a battle camero.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

My body is ready!

Always liked the baddies' outfits in MM2 :-)

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 minutes ago

You may have an S&M fetish.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

ev drivers on the other hand 😎 oil crisis? sorry to hear that or happy for you :)

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

We're putting a data center right next to your house.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 1 points 12 hours ago

good! will make less noise than the neighbours 😂

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

In the future this will be known as late 2020s fashion.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 6 points 13 hours ago

What's up with trumps gas stations? Weirdly quiet about that. It's so brazenly corrupt and communist and authoritarian.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know why you guys buy that stuff when gasoline is so much more affordable.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago (3 children)
[–] tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Hmm i might be thinking of ligroin

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 1 points 13 hours ago

Seppos say "gasoline" instead of "petroleum".

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Booze?

Edit: Benzin has additives to make it undigestible for alcoholics.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 13 hours ago

Ok you can have the juice 😳