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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

For real. I’m too busy producing dopamine.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My contract says I only need to be productive until 4. Its now 4:35. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 days ago

Mine doesn't list required productivity hours, just hours I need to sit here

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

So you certainly are producing something.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Productivity is protestant propaganda. I am being entertained, which is not a waste.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Jokes on you, I'm at work

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

It's weekend leave me alone let me enjoy stuff...

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago

🥺🥺🥺

[–] zaubentrucker@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Someone on my left?

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Joke's on you, I'm retired. It's raining out right now; I might just stay in bed all day today. I can always be productive tomorrow.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Why is he holding a tiny mushroom?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Bugger off I've been productive enough already. Potatoes dont harvest themselves