fuck being productive
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For real. I’m too busy producing dopamine.
My contract says I only need to be productive until 4. Its now 4:35. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Mine doesn't list required productivity hours, just hours I need to sit here
I'm pooping
So you certainly are producing something.
Productivity is protestant propaganda. I am being entertained, which is not a waste.
Jokes on you, I'm at work
It's weekend leave me alone let me enjoy stuff...
🥺🥺🥺
Someone on my left?
Joke's on you, I'm retired. It's raining out right now; I might just stay in bed all day today. I can always be productive tomorrow.
Why is he holding a tiny mushroom?
Bugger off I've been productive enough already. Potatoes dont harvest themselves