Slap your thigh, stand up, and say "Welp, time to call it a night!".
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2026
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well, you done did it there. ooops! started the minnesota good-bye. now you're locked-in for another hour-and-a-half.
In Germany you would do the same, but only say "So!"
Just say "cuddle puddle time!" and start pushing the furniture together. 😆
I'm looking at a 120 square foot tiny home right now. What's this together and apart you speak of?
Your usage per sqft is much higher than average. Sometimes I stand in a corner of my place just to know I am getting my money's worth.
I want this in my home just so I can get some excellent eye rolls from my guests when I say it.
When I'm guest won't leave?
lol whoops missed that
Look at me. I am guest.
I used to dance around asking anything of anyone as I dont like being a burden to an extreme extent. But I remember in college, I had a epifamy and just said guys ik tired I gotta work tomorrow, ya guys need to head out sorry. Ever since then I just express how I feel as long as its not rude and 99% of people don't get offended.
99% means you had occasions where people got offended? wtf?
Some people are assholes or have mental illness and you can't win.
I mean if you literally walk into the room bright eyed and fresh, then make eye contact with everyone there, your face drops and your eyes become evasive and listless, and then you use that excuse...
It's a quarter to holy shit.
Christ, what an asshole
Yup, works on this one too
Welp....
Hey look it's the the imaginary white guy that they pretend existed in the middle east two thousand years ago with magical abilities they tell us to believe existed or we to burn in a torturous hell for all eternity.
I'm an atheist too, but there's no need for an anti-religion rant in response to a joke that has Jesus in it.
Yeah but also he loves you
That may be, but WHY would he tell YOU???
They voted in a pedo president, they will rape you mentally too with their "Well we don't care if you like it not, i'm going to force this on you, my imaginary sky daddy loves you anyway".
Religion is evil, are so are it's followers.