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[–] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This will have to be re-written as a serious news article within a month I'm betting.

No, they won't tip their hand until after the November election. By the time they can be voted out again over it, they'll have distracted their constituents with so much other bullshit that it'll have been fully blown off with worse "justifications" again.

[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago

All signs point to yes

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No no no, you misunderstand. It's not about diddling, it's about Parents Rights!

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 4 points 1 week ago

Think of the children! Their first sexual encounter should obviously be with a parent.

(This is a sarcastic comment)

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Oh wow, this one is actually satire