Dispassionate

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We don’t just need electric cars, we need fewer cars in c/fuck_cars@lemmy.ml
Scientist says RAM pricing has risen to normalized 2007 levels, AI shortage undid 20 years of progress in a matter of months — memory prices had been falling exponentially for decades in c/technology@lemmy.ml
[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au 2 points 3 days ago

Oh so that’s the real reason

TIL that the CIA helped fund the Abstract Expressionism movement in order to fuel propaganda and win the Cold war. in c/todayilearned@lemmy.ml
[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au 3 points 3 days ago (9 children)

The US won the Cold War?

Texas Instruments Adds Gold Jesus Button to Calculators in c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au 1 points 3 days ago

You’d carry it if it had a solid gold Jesus button. But no, it’s not gold. It’s the same paint they use on Trump’s toilets.

Texas Instruments Adds Gold Jesus Button to Calculators in c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au 1 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Hey, buttons aren’t useless. You watch your mouth!!

Texas Instruments Adds Gold Jesus Button to Calculators in c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au 73 points 4 days ago (1 children)

OK, now that’s funny. I added your joke to the article, and a little credit at the bottom.

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Texas Instruments Adds Gold Jesus Button to Calculators (disreport.com)
I trained mine to roll cigars for both of us! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au 7 points 6 days ago

The only friend I’ve ever wanted.

GOP votes diddling your kids is A-OK! in c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago

All signs point to yes

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GOP votes diddling your kids is A-OK! (disreport.com)
China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese Law in c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
China Announces Temporary Plan to Wrap Earth in Giant Sun-Blocking Device in c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au 1 points 1 week ago

I am. Are you?

China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese Law in c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au -2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One of the staff members other than myself did it. But it was written by “us” yes

China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese Law in c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never said you couldn’t have that opinion, but I do not value it and I don’t think anyone else should value it either.

Anyway, this is getting boring and I have a lot of stuff to do so I’m just gonna block this account as well and get on with life. I hope you have a wonderful time!!

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China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese Law (disreport.com)
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China Announces Temporary Plan to Wrap Earth in Giant Sun-Blocking Device (disreport.com)
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Trump Caught Allegedly Selling Iran the Nukes He Says Justify War (disreport.com)
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Waymo Declares Itself 99.99% Crash-Free If You Only Count Human Drivers (disreport.com)
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LinkedIn Sashes Become America's Hottest Fashion Trend (disreport.com)
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Companies Discover Open Positions Work Fine Without Jobs (disreport.com)
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Waymo Will Now Read Riders Their Miranda Rights Before Every Trip (disreport.com)
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By Royal Decree, His Most Glorious Majesty Donald the First Forbids the Looking Upon Waters (disreport.com)
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Protesters Scale Empire State Building, Present Anti-Billionaire Flag for Five Minutes (disreport.com)
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America’s Latest Gig Economy Side Hustle Has Customers Saying They’re “Getting Their Hole Done” (disreport.com)
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