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[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 days ago

Waterproofing PCBs

[–] BitUnWise@programming.dev 10 points 6 days ago

Chapped lips

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Favourite perfume is too expensive for everyday use? Spray a few pumps into a 150ml of vaseline, mix thoroughly, check if the smell is strong enough, add a few pumps if necessary.

Your perfume now lasts a LOT longer.

Apply the vaseline mixture to the usual spots (wrists, neck etc..)

[–] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oooor, don't use perfume. It's suffocating to some of us.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I don't but for those who do, this trick saves some bucks.

I don't like being in the same room where people use hairspray, spray deodorants and such. I have to cough immediately.

When using perfume with vaseline the scent is lingering longer but is not as aggressive.

That's a good point. It would be more controlled.

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 days ago

If you're in a dry climate, it's useful to coat the inside of your nose with vaseline to keep it from drying out.

[–] rcbrk@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
  • Holding mechanical parts together during assembly, for example some parts in automatic transmissions. It dissolves in the transmission fluid and doesn't impair it's performance or clog anything like greases could.
  • Packing a replacement oil-pump with it to effectively pre-prime it so it pumps oil as soon as you start the engine it's attached to.
[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago

Sealing a rubber gasket

[–] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 6 days ago

makes stainless steel extra shiny. we used to coat machines in it when we went to fairs to show them off.

[–] monovergent@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

To quiet a squeaking hinge after misplacing my wd-40

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 8 points 6 days ago

Don't use WD-40 for that. It's not a lubricant, it's a cleaner. Use silicone lube or oil instead.

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β° )

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 5 points 6 days ago

Put in papercuts for instant relief

[–] distal@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

Not sure if it qualifies for being a "good" use of Vaseline, but you can make emergency candles with it.

I use it before a long run to prevent chaffing. Its not glamorous, but it works great.

[–] stolig@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Home made matches. Cut a strip of cardboard and dip the end in vasoline …light it. It’s flammable

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Light it with what? Sounds like you don't know how matches work

[–] 404found@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

Fun fact: lighters were made before matches

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

Mix it with human hair to make model animals that you then eat for your actually surprisingly unentertaining late-nineties MTV chat show.

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I know a girl who thinks it goes. she'll make you breakfast. she'll make you toast. but she don't use butter, and she don't use cheese. she don't use jelly or any of these

she uses vaseline

[–] TransNeko@lemmy.world -2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

wtf...

are you certain she wasn't trying to kill an abuser?

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

Fun fact, the inventor of Vaseline recommended eating it, and ate it every day.

Chesebrough lived to be 96 years old and was such a believer in Vaseline that he claimed to have eaten "more than a teaspoon" of it every day.^[6][7]^

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Chesebrough?wprov=sfla1

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] TransNeko@lemmy.world -3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

from where? the section on how to murder a cheating bastard the stupid way?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

It's I believe "she don't use jelly" by the flaming lips. But also Vaseline isn't that toxic to eat (I would not recommend eating it) especially if you were only using it to butter toast.

It's just a fun, silly song.

[–] Carl@anarchist.nexus 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wounds heal best when they’re kept moist, (something tattoo artists have known about for a long time, as they always suggest keeping lotion on a healing tattoo) and traditional gauze bandaging actively dries out wounds. This prevents effective healing and causes additional scarring.

Stop the bleeding, and then smear a bit of Vaseline on top of the wound before putting a bandage on to cover it. The Vaseline will prevent the bandage from drying out the wound, allowing it to heal faster and with less scarring.

[–] feannag@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Isn't traditional gauze bandaging supposed to be paired with a dressing, that would usually keep the wound from drying out?

[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was raised to always put a bead of Neosporin under the bandage but that's just Vaseline with some antiseptic ingredients

[–] feannag@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Yep! Perfectly good dressing for most minor wounds! Although I think the triple antibiotic hasn't been shown to have much benefit when compared to Vaseline alone.

[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh dear I love the stuff.

Skin LOVES it

MUCH better than aloe for sunburn

Lubricates and protects basically any metal, rubber or plastic

Stays slick when giving a massage

EDIT:

For the gents in the house, apply liberally to prevent any "sticking" throughout the day. Baby powder also works and is probably better for humid climates

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 8 points 6 days ago

I suggest Gold Bond Extra Strength for your junk fellow dick and ball havers out there, prevents chaffing, heals if it’s already there, and as was told to me when I was first educated about it by a buddy on my wrestling team, β€œfeels like tiny little fairy’s are gently blowing on you balls”. 10/10 would recommend

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Applying liberally to the orifice.

Not that orifice. Get your mind out of the gutter.

I meant a camera lens. uwu

To hide the wheels on the rig of your sci-fi hovering speeder, of course.

In that movie where that guy kisses his sister. πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

In that movie where that guy kisses his sister. πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

That's the sequel.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Homecoming sluts 9?

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tedd_deireadh@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

This has been a game changer for my chronically dry lips. It stays on long and makes your lips look great! Plus they're healthier. Couldn't recommend it enough.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Protecting industrial components from corrosion

[–] Nighed@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago

It lets you use a snorkel mask with a mustache. (Clean the mask well though, it will destroy the plastic)

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Putting a layer just inside your nostrils to catch pollen and help with hayfever

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

I regularly do this. I have regular nose bleeds, and issues with a dry nose and this keeps it all soft and suple

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

A thin layer on new car battery posts when you put a new one in to help protect from corrosion. Cheaper than the anti-corrosion spray and you probably have some lying around.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

like, when your head gets stuck in a bannister or a suitcase handle or whatever

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

The Vaseline is usually just out of reach, though, on a rickety end table with the scorpion terrarium.

[–] ben_dover@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

putting it on fresh tattoos