thesohoriots

joined 2 years ago
[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

12oz Mouse. All of the voices are oddly soothing, and it’s just an endless absurd mystery parodying The Big O.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 17 points 17 hours ago

You knew this was coming, dummies. And do you really think Trump is going to abide by anyone else’s rules at this point? Today you’re reaping what you’ve sown.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Bold of you to assume they don’t ghost us before it gets this far

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

I told you man!

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, TikTok users had more than 4 seconds of engagement with a 25-hour speech that wasn’t set to “oh no no no” (slowed + reverb NITECORE REMIX)

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

“It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?“

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As I believe the band Semisonic once said about ouroboros diarrhea, “Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end”

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

That’s giving a little too much credit to the Dems and not enough credit to a guy who genuinely doesn’t care if there’s consequences (so far, none), setting the bar.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

“That’s just silly, why would I vote when my husband votes!” Blah blah blah, something in the Bible, toxic tradwife bullshit etc

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

“No, no, I was talking about remodeling to add a little space to my lebensraum— I mean, living room.”

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

“I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.”

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

France does NOT fuck around when it comes to staunchly holding their own employment laws under internationally owned companies. If you want to fire someone, for example, you have to follow the French criteria, and it’s a complex and drawn out process that makes American MBAs melt like they’ve opened the Ark of the Covenant.

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