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Husband keeps proposing to me even though we're already married? (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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And I keep saying yes, but I'm running out of room on my finger for the rings.

Update: I asked him more firmly about it and he revealed that it was a scheme. He says we're now married 14 times, or as he put it, "14 layers deep into marriage" (a quattro-decima marriage) and if I ever left him I'd have to divorce him 14 times for 14 different reasons to leave him and get out of all the marriages. I'm looking up if this is legal but can't find anything saying two people can have 14 separate marriages with each other.

I do love him 14 times more than the average marriage but I'm worried for his self esteem if he thinks he needs to do this to discourage me from leaving him.

Update2: I got kinda' mad at him and he proposed again, likely to distract me, and I couldn't say no. So 15 layers deep now.

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

those extra marriages aren't valid unless the parliamentarian approves

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And until that happens Juan Guaido will act as interim husband.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Juan Husbando

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

no more half measures walter

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Getting platonically married 32 times...

As a bit.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

getting married 255 times as a byte

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you a banana phone by any chance?

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am not, but I have the banana bodyshape.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Darn, I don't know of anything else that's ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

This little guy is all about the rings and dings crazy-frog-trans

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

My wife walked up to a clown statue and said "i do". I laughed and asked "what was that about?" She replied, "that wasn't the first time". I got got.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Divorce him two or three times as a threat. Just enough to keep him in line.

[–] LoveWitch@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

If you get married more than 99 times then it resets back to 0.

Careful. Bro has discovered the loophole.