Wait for the world to get overrun by furries, but it's just middle age bald dudes suddenly having shoulder length hair, six pack abs, and a deep sense of regret about how comfortable it is to carry around a two foot long penis.
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OwO I get to be a winged hybrid wolf-tiger-fox, with an 11" knotted and barbed cock? And I get to pound my furry friends as their fursona too? I'd actually get a career that I love, while it not feeling like work at all, having submissive cuties ride me like the bull I am? Hell yes.
Don't let the Extremisms in. They will pretend, but are mostly just humanoid yellers. Me and mine, conversely, we yell and go nuts, for the right reasons
God I want a shiny robot body
They actually put that in a cartoon? And I don't mean the sex change thing, I mean the salt shaker joke.
What joke?
You tell someone "If you stick Your tongue out and pretend to shake salt on it You'll feel a salty taste", then they try it out and do the motion of jerking someone off and catching cum in their mouth.
Probably having someone do the motion of shaking some salt on their tongue. Go try it out in front of a mirror and you'll see.
Damn maybe I gotta watch Johnny Test. What episode is that?
What if everyone gets the body they really want but it ends up in the trunk of your car instead?
I know what I want then
CEOs: audible gulp
wake up as an apache attack helicopter
Yes, yeeees, YEEEEEEES! BRATATATATATATA
Dude condemns himself to starving during a global fuel supply crisis for the sake of a decades old joke, news at 11
I'm sorry I can't hear you over my M230 30mm Chain Guns
Socialists? Usually socialists are the ones who speak about their gender identities openly. What I really wish to see in this scenario is the amount of outer trans conservatives
How did they leave out the Bronies???