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Texts from mom (europe.pub)
submitted 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) by inari@piefed.zip to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] charokol@lemmy.zip 40 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Someone who doesn’t know what onlyfans is wouldn’t spell it as one word

[–] bandanawearingbanana@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago

OP's mom is a gooner in disguise.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 91 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

That white dot is deeply offensive to me.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Eh, otherwise the "ultradumb" facebook ranking algorithm totally doesn't know.

Onlyfons? Ok, it's rated appropriate for children, and pad the post with some porn ads that the algorithm totally "accidentally" missed

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

my mother was killed by a white dot.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Describe, in single words only, the good things that come into your mind... about your mother.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

It was a crumb of food on the screenshot.

[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

you forgor to preface with:

Im no racist but...

[–] AfterlifeAdventures@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Hey we all start out white at some point!!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 14 points 16 hours ago

I'd still hate it if it was a black, red, brown or yellow dot.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Why do the ladies at church know this?

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 hours ago

Their sons know OP's only fans and they live back at home with mom after their divorce.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 26 points 16 hours ago

This censorship is pathetic

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 74 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It’s that store right next to Spatula City.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 33 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Spatula City,
We sell spatulas…
And that’s all!

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 37 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's a place where people share their hobby, duh.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That was the original intent, anyways. They threatened to ban NSFW to go back to their roots, and creators began preping to run away

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 9 points 17 hours ago

Actually they threatened to ban nsfw content to get wall street backing for going public and debt financing and the like, as I read.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago

It's a community for collectors of fans, duh. Just send your mom this video and she'll be fully up to date: Meet Reece, King of the Fans | My Kid's Obsession.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I'm just grateful that were my mom still alive she wouldn't mind that her daughter turned out to be a slut. She wouldn't want to know, but that's fine, I wouldn't want to tell her. But it wouldn't cause problems

[–] Solrac@lemmy.world -2 points 14 hours ago