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[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Note that I bought a Pod earlier on and have been upgraded to Pod 4 from warranty due to leak. It was obnoxiously cloud controlled from the start, but originally was much cheaper than now and it included a mattress and there was no mandatory monthly fee to just use the damn thing. I will give them credit that the Pod 4 is quite comfortable, the cooling/heating is nice, and the device is nice and quiet. For the most part the hardware design hits it out of the park, except for their aversion to local controls, which seems mostly driven by their software bullshit.

So first, that hardware control they added isn't exactly awesome. People kept demanding buttons on the base or a remote or something. They smugly declared that modeling the earbud 'tap N times to do an operation' was the "correct" way because remotes are too easy to lose and no one would want to touch the base. Earbuds have to settle for that crap because of lack of surface area to control, your whole ass bed doesn't have to make concessions to crappy hardware UI. So now I have double tap, or triple tap that has different meanings based on context, and even then only if the bed is 'on' which you can only do from the app and it turns itself 'off' automatically, so you can't just 'cheat' and use the local hardware controls because those only are enabled at the behest of their bullshit cloud service.

For the software side, it's trying to force you to go to their servers for no damn reason for the consumer. It will only deign to talk to a smartphone long enough to get connected to their cloud presence, and only toward that function. It also wants to "auto-control" your temperature and will frequently decide it knows better than you how you want the temperature to be and auto-adjust. It general the whole thing reeks of "we are smarter than you, and we will be all weird about all sorts of facets of this thing".

And of course, it shows in their pricing. They got rid of the mattress and raised the price to $3,000 for just the cover and also now mandate a $17/month subscription plan on top of that for new customers (we grandfathered into the old situation, no monthly plan as well as what was a more reasonably priced product).

No way in hell would I buy it as it stands now, but if they at least enabled local control, ditched the monthly payment requirement bullshit and cut the price back, then I would be an unambiguous fan.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why the fuck would anyone buy this?

I hate that there is (apparently) an actual market for this product. We live in a society of idiots.

Uhh no offense to you since I kind of included you in the idiots category there.

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[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you can't hack the bed I'm not sleeping with you ever again

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 points 1 day ago

Is your futon open source ? I have driver issues with my stack of hay

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

rule of thumb, "will this work without internet?"

because

a: sometimes WiFi is spotty in some places around there house

b: it means they need a server, and who knows how reliable their server is

c: if they go out of business the product you bought is now garbage

d: privacy concerns

e: who knows when they decide to go for a subscription based model and charge you again for what you bought, or to access the features you want

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

This product is already at 'e)', you can't buy it anymore without signing up for $17/month on top of the $3,000 price (excluding mattress or base). The local controls he mentioned are disabled unless their cloud server enables it for you, and it won't let those remote controls operate form more than a few hours without the cloud server saying they are ok to use again.

A good hardware design locked to a super douchey business model enforced by shitty software.

[–] aliser@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

a physical knob vs "state-of-the-art" AI

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 23 hours ago

Get a hot water bottle.

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I want a bed that can cool itself. That sounds awesome. But make it work "stupidly" instead of being "smart."

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You want a water bed. But be careful, they get COLD.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Waterbeds suck, honestly. They're great for people who have a very consistent body temp and don't have a partner. Get warm or cold in the middle of the night? Tough, it takes ages to change the temp of a huge mass of water. Partner with a different comfort zone? Too bad.

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[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 12 points 1 day ago

...just buy a normal bed, idiot

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago

Unplug it, you techbro-adjacent dumb removed

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

To re-enable the Eight Sleep app, please drink verification can

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

https://www.eightsleep.com/product/pod-cover/

It's real. I was legitimately expecting to feel foolish for believing it.

There's one born every minute.

[–] qupada@fedia.io 20 points 1 day ago

I clicked on this, and it's immediately asking for my email. No big surprises there.

This however is the copy:

EXCLUSIVE
Unlock your surprise
Sign up to receive your surprise and start sleeping better today

With the big glowing confirm button labelled "Get my surprise" and the dark pattern barely visible skip link "I don't want a surprise".

I was aware of the existence of these things but had never paid them the slightest mind, this is just.. ick.

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[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a stupid product. Also, can't stand this guy. He's extremely obnoxious, shills cloud services, and seems to give opinions about things way out of his expertise.

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Yeah! I watched a few of his things, and the vibe was always off. I told YouTube to stop recommending him. Then the honeypot controversy happened (he basically put their documentary on his channel in full length, they asked him to please remove it, he played the victim, effectively sicking his fan base on honeypot)

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

I thought this was a writing prompt for some future dystopian hell but, no, turns out it's our current dystopian hell.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

AI controlled bed

Looks inside: A bunch of ifs

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