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It's a lot like making love in a canoe.
... Fucking close to water
Fuckin burn lol
When I first started visiting Canada years back, I would buy cases of Coors Light and attend gatherings. Three beers in would be absolutely fucked. And I mean fucked..
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Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
In Finland we call it "non-alcoholic vodka"
In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.
I dunno, man. I've heard it being referred to as "aqua-cola". I've also heard it's incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It's practically impossible to resist.
Should've never been started on that shit. I dunno why it's so normalised in society...
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Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name
Just like bears
I fucking love the etymology of animal and food words. My favorite is deer, which is related to the German Tier, and originally meant “animal,” because I imagine early Germanic speakers looking at a deer and thinking “this is it, the quintessential animal.” I get it, honestly.
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The moist maker
Sky Juice in Malaysia
"Stay away from da aqua!"
"Kraneberger" - "Château Tap" in German.
kenne noch Hahnenquelle
"Adam's Ale" is in my thesaurus as a synonym for water. I've never heard that one before. lol
There is also Dihydrogen Monoxide.
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"Council Juice" in N. Ireland.
...can someone get this guy a history book? Shakespeare alone used 14.
Namely?
Well how else would you use synonyms for a noun?
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Adam's ale. What my grandpa used to jokingly call it. Edit: someone beat me too it.
Morning brown, morning brown
Get yourself a cup of morning brown
Morning brown, morning frown
What the heck is morning brown?
Well, morning brown is great, you get it
in a cup
Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up
It comes from beans, have it hot or with
ice
In a day, I'd say, only drink it thrice
Morning brown, I'm still not sure
Can you please explain it some more?
It's coffee, ya fuck
Oh, right, yep
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In French we call it "Chateau Lapompe" which sounds like a wine name but is literally "castle the pump".
Recently heard that cup of Joe comes from the Navy. The guy that banned alcohol on Navy ships and replaced them with coffee was named Joe.
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I'll just have a cup of rain, thanks.
well in my country it's called : sprite for the poor or sprite without soda
It's "Château Lapompe" in french to mimic wine brand ;)
Adam's ale (also referred to as Adam's wine, especially in Scotland; sometimes simply called Adam) is a colloquial allusion meaning water. It alludes to the idea that the biblical Adam had only water to drink. This inference gained popularity around the beginning of the 19th-century temperance movement.
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