zakobjoa

joined 2 years ago
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I got my 1996 Renault Laguna up to 200km/h and it felt and sounded like the engine block was about to jump into the passenger cabin.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yes! Focus on cost of living – gas, groceries, rent! Help people¹ out!

¹(white, hetero, cis men)

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hah, Tate last had that much hair when he was eight.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ah, yeah. Misread, that makes way more sense.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Am I reading that correctly, that for the gov to start covering individual damages of over 5 million the OVERALL terrorism damages in that year have to be greater than 200 billion?

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's just a very accurate description of me.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

The only thing using POV correctly anymore is porn.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh god, imagine USB-A'ing your electrical outlets.

*shudders in german*

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Cars in 1999 did not have bench seats. Maybe 35 years ago.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
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