Stalinwolf

That man enjoys gentle mornings beside the goose garden.

He uses that shirt to lay flat on the floor of the roller rink arcade and hide until after hours. All the games are free then.

Saw an idiot on social media say, "Sometimes you have to knock it down to rebuild", in response to Trump killing the Department of Education. I asked him it he figures Trump has a concept of a plan to rebuild critical institutions.

Next one will be the Tesla Model 80085..

His juvenile enthusiasm for the letter X is so ten-year-old boy with sunglasses.

My daughter (5) uses WASD proficiently, so I have hope.

They did this in Calgary and then everyone's teeth went tits up.

The voters for sure. I've engaged with so many obnoxious, irrational, hyper-aggressive people lately who are so high on their own farts and delusion that they're beyond getting through to. One guy even offered to "fly me out today" to fight him over the subject. Right-wing propoganda has them angry at their own shadow.

I know advocating for violence is frowned upon, but maybe fucking these people up is the only way to get through to them. Seems to be the only language they speak by the end of any argument.

My grandma had me like this when I was ten. We used to sit at her kitchen table and look them up as they flew in. I knew that thing front to back. Used to sit over there all the time looking through the pictures. She died some years ago, but I still have that old green copy of Audubon Guide to Eastern Birds. Made sure to ask for it when she died. It no longer reeks like cigarettes, but it's all browned and brittle.

My daughter (5) loves birds now too, and we used to consult my grandma's guide together. However, we now live in Western Canada and I was worried about the longevity of such a fragile relic, so I purchased the Western edition. Nearly identical, but red. Now my daughter runs to grab that whenever we see a new bird at the feeder.

I just blurt it out when my wife asks. It's always the most mundane, unrelated shit. I'll be thinking about what drove Mike Myer's choice to make Shrek Scottish. That said, she doesn't stress over what I'm thinking about. She's not insecure. She just wonders what's going on in the box sometimes. I'll have that look. My wife is great.

That would have been the only footage of a human getting their head blown apart that I would have watched every day over breakfast.

Let this serve as proof that overconsumption of Mondo Burgers in the '90s is directly linked to death.