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Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (velvetshark.com)
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[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay I absolutely hate Microsoft co-pilot, but if you see THAT logo as how your butthole looks like then you need to urgently see a doctor

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Welp, off to the doctor’s, I guess!

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ask him to make it look like ChatGPT, that'd be a cool looking butthole

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Already owner of a grade-a sphincter but I’ll see what I can do. Maybe also add a monocle?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's no shame in getting a check up from a proctologist, ignore the insertion of fingers!

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hard to ignore when your doctor is using you as his hand-puppet.

How did we get here, again?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Something to do with AI I think?

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ahh, of course. And now we know there’s three stages of separation between AI and the muppets.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

They may be only three stages of separation, but the Muppets have so much more soul and creativity than the disappointment that is AI trash.

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

…or a proctology exam

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Hey it's me ur doctor

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Now you know where the slop comes from

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm glad someone is finally asking the big questions about AI, or A1 as it is now called.

[–] Michal@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So it's not Al? I was convinced I've been speaking to Al...

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

What a fool I've been!

[–] Moonwalk@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

I guess they really liked Community.

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

aren't all icons butthole-esque?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Even VLC icon?

What's wrong with your butt?

[–] emmanuel_car@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

Still butthole related, it’s something you put in it.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a note from moon hooch when I fart.

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

this was the highlight of my day thank you

[–] wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Now we're talking

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Chocolate Starfish AI.

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What’s wrong with buttholes?

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Poop is gross

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

True…

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you play in the mud sometimes you get dirty.

There’s nothing wrong with a little corn on the knob a quick shower takes care of it.

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I’m a bit of a germaphobe so I’d have to wrap up at least. I’ll play with peens but poopers still aren’t my thing. Oh shit, what’s up Satan! Just realized who responded :)

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Because AI in everything is an ass-decision

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Because it represents their company's board of directors. Assholes. Every single one of them.

[–] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

If you have something that looks like the Stellantis logo on or near your genitals, you should see a doctor, soon.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Look inside yourself, padawan learner, and you will see that the question is the answer.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

My guess is the same reason people are attracted to the nipple and ai 'knows' what's liked so all the AI companies who presumably used AI to generate their logos unknowingly all created nipple-esq logos. Or the same but with sphincters