π½: "Honey, there's a noise outside on the porch!"
πΊ: "Ok. It's probably the Amazon deliv- aaaaAAAH!! Rock!!"
β°οΈ: "OMG. You're adorable."
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Isn't that us to black, maybe brown bears. Maybe they just decide we're too cute to eat today.
I was just thinking. "Shit! So that's what we look like to bears". I hope you're right about us possibly being too cute to eat.
May be little and cute, but the look on that face is full honey badger. I'd turn and run.
So would I, but mostly because you know it would TOTALLY make his little day!
I hear that their claws are in fact dangerous even if they donβt look like it
You ever got clawed for real by a cat fighting / hanging for dear life ? I still have the 7 inch scar, and it wasn't even a deep cut!
I managed to piss off a kitten and yikes, even they are scary.
Aww, but look at the little murder-blenders with their tiny needle-toes. They're so precious!
So I just learned red pandas have semi retractable front claws. Which, as with cats, would enable them to stay sharp. Yeah, I have a deep respect for cats in desperate attack mode, and I'd extend that to this fella
Even house cats.. they rake their piss and shit under litter with these little pawsβ¦. Now imagine the septis if it gets all in your blood π
Oooo, look at this little cutie! Who is a good Teddy?
If not friend, why friend shaped?
Uppies!
No! Forbidden uppies!
Just a little uppies, as a treat
We have uppies at home.
(The uppies at home...)
No no no, he wants a hug!!!
I'm sure if I was a 10x smaller I would be terrified
Have red pandas just been little people in fur suits this whole time???
Idk I'm a little freaked out
Clearly they need all the help they can get