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Fox News Host Faults 'The Native Americans' for California Fires (nativenewsonline.net)
submitted 6 months ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml
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[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

"Well if they hadn't been taken over by us, we never would have had white people living there who would have been affected!"

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

Anyone's fault but ours porky-scared-flipped

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what the justification is. That they caused global warming?

[–] Garibaldee@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The justification is that tribes urged the government to save a species of fish, which fox news considers wasting water, no blame is put on corporations that use impossibly more water for snack cultivation eg pistachios which they consider to be the white corporation owner's god given right.