Where's the link to the YouTube video where someone tried this? I remember listening to it last time someone posted this.
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Also at room temperature, the average speed of atoms in the material is at 400 m/s, at least for a gas. That might give you a hint.
What if I wanted to cook the chicke through friction, by say inserting an object 3 fingers or so thick in and out of its cavity as fast as athletically possible? ... so um... how long can I keep fucking my chicken?
alternatively, how long do I have to keep choking my chicken to cook it?
Math says it’ll take more than 2 minutes, so unfortunately it’s out of reach for you
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I think they did this on mythbusters
So, how many slaps to cook Stephen Miller?
How fast does it cook in a vacuum?
to my knowledge these calculations pretty much have to be assuming a vacuum. IE there's no mention of heat loss between slaps. which would be inevitable as 23k instant slaps, would take considerable time.
I'd suspect it doesn't cook so much as, y'know, explode and dessicate