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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Why did I think the centaur on the left was a man doing unspeakable things to a small elephant

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

You're not alone. Exactly what I saw too.

[–] BubblyRomeo@piefed.zip 18 points 2 days ago

At first, I thought it was a women giving head to man and then I thought was a woman getting railed......

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 10 points 2 days ago

Oh no! I can't unsee it now!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You wouldn't fuck a malnourished baby elephant.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, no. Im not a pedophe ill let them get a little older, though. Keep the malnourished thing...

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

This is my poophole. It was made for

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

THEN WHO CAN I CALL THE POLICE ON??!? 😭😭😭

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 days ago

people who didn't wash their hands

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago

Yourself for caring about everyone else’s bathroom use

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it's just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 10 points 2 days ago

I was under the impression that, in the US, public bathrooms operate under some kind of gender-based “purge rules”, and that’s why it’s so essential to know who’s fair game

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Some people seem to only not assault others because they might get called out on it, so they assume everyone else is the same way. It’s pretty weird, and they’re really just telling on themselves.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean op's not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

That guy shits

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Disgusting, this sign discriminates against robots.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Do... robots... poop now? 😧

Everybody poops, and if they don't they're an android

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?

[–] wunami@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren't handicapped.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

They might also get around like sea lions, hard to say.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Why yes, human women are famously known for wearing cutlery in their hairdo.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Everytime I see ocean things I think of SOMA. I may have some sort of mental disorder.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What does the Braille say?

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“The last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.”

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Jesus that's funny

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Wizards don't go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 days ago

That's a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's the second to the left figure

[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm thinking the silhouette of a classic Area 51 style alien.

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oh I'm stupid. I meant the other left.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Frankenstein's monster?

[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Oh that one, yeah... no fuckin clue. Maybe a cyberman from Dr Who, but like... wearing a suit?

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Looks like a robot.