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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

This is my poophole. It was made for

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Why did I think the centaur on the left was a man doing unspeakable things to a small elephant

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 3 points 5 hours ago

You're not alone. Exactly what I saw too.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

You wouldn't fuck a malnourished baby elephant.

[–] BubblyRomeo@piefed.zip 18 points 1 day ago

At first, I thought it was a women giving head to man and then I thought was a woman getting railed......

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago

Oh no! I can't unsee it now!

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it's just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Some people seem to only not assault others because they might get called out on it, so they assume everyone else is the same way. It’s pretty weird, and they’re really just telling on themselves.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 10 points 22 hours ago

I was under the impression that, in the US, public bathrooms operate under some kind of gender-based “purge rules”, and that’s why it’s so essential to know who’s fair game

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

THEN WHO CAN I CALL THE POLICE ON??!? 😭😭😭

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago

people who didn't wash their hands

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

Yourself for caring about everyone else’s bathroom use

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I mean op's not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

That guy shits

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Disgusting, this sign discriminates against robots.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Do... robots... poop now? 😧

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

Everybody poops, and if they don't they're an android

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Everytime I see ocean things I think of SOMA. I may have some sort of mental disorder.

[–] wunami@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren't handicapped.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago

They might also get around like sea lions, hard to say.

Landing gear.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago
[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Why yes, human women are famously known for wearing cutlery in their hairdo.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What does the Braille say?

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“The last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.”

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

Jesus that's funny

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Wizards don't go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago

That's a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's the second to the left figure

[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm thinking the silhouette of a classic Area 51 style alien.

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Oh I'm stupid. I meant the other left.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Frankenstein's monster?

[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago

Oh that one, yeah... no fuckin clue. Maybe a cyberman from Dr Who, but like... wearing a suit?

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago

Looks like a robot.