John Deere charging you by the second whenever you have the tractor beam on
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Engineers are not legally allowed to work on this part of the enterprise
“You left Spacedock without a tractor beam?”
“Have you seen the size of an Excelsior-class shuttle bay? We don’t have any room for farm equipment.”
no problem ... transport buffer ... any time they run out of room for things ... transport buffer ... even if you run out of room ... transport buffer ... need a part? it's in the transport buffer ... crewman died? we got a copy in the transport buffer ... need a warp drive? transport buffer ... earth blew up? we got a copy in the transport buffer ... sun collapsed? we got one in the transport buffer
John Deere killed this form of the beam when they held back any technology that didn't allow the crew to fix their own tractor beam.
Break out the grappler again.
Is the tractor beam down again?
Yeah, we missed last months subscription
God I love cheap humour... I can afford so much of it.
Nice.
I don't know why I'm hung up on this, but it bothers me that it says Sir instead of Captain.
I like the tractors though.