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[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I hope they used the official Apple cleaning cloth that's certified compatible with that model of MacBook

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Apple Cleaning Cloth Pro, coming this October

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Normal: too small size to be useful, have apple logo

Pro: super expensive, includes 6 gallons of cleaning fluids, is enormous, logo in gold

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Actual gold, so it actively scratches your device; Apple Support blames you for it.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is that little red thing a dead body?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks, I needed these references. That was enjoyable.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Comes as part of the iRack.

[–] grandma@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I have a pretty recent thinkpad that supposedly has "military grade durability". The plastic is literally falling apart at the corners after 2 years, and my fan grille is gone.

Fucking lenovo

[–] exu@feditown.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Military grade is bullshit marketing. Basically anything is military grade

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Military grade is code for "cheapest bidder"

[–] curled@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Military grade means literally nothing. Actual military equipment is "mil spec", and not something the average consumer needs, or can afford, in most cases.

Even when military spec equipment is made by the lowest bidder, this stuff still has to be blast proof, bullet proof, work from -60°C to +85°C, be water/dust resistant, and many other requirements depending on what is being made.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You can definitely get plenty of Mil spec shit, just not what you really expect. My hat is a Swedish army cap worn by some dude named Albert Kempf in Tunisia circa 1991.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it possible to show the hat? I kinda wanna see that hat and how it looks after such a long period of use.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Note it probably hasn't had constant use cause I only got it a couple months ago, before that it was at a surplus store in Idaho falls. Now it is in SoCal, before Idaho though it could've been in a crate for all I know.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

That looks like a good hat! I'd be happy with that.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It depends, sometimes milspec is very demanding. For example, crayons need to be non-toxic even if you eat the entire box.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Specifically in electronics there are actually milspec versions of some microchips, different from the consumer grade ones (they have a wider range of operating temperatures plus I also believe higher resistence to electromagnetic radiation and mechanical vibration, similar to microchips "for ~~automobile~~ automotive use"), but I suspect that when it comes to actual consumer electronics devices the words "military grade" are not a protected tag (as in, electronic devices said to be "military grade" are not forced by regulation to have certain characteristics) so those words are generally marketing bullshit.

[–] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

I have a 16 year old T420 that's survived numerous falls drops spills and still ticking to this day and I love it. It's the best damn keyboard to type on. Only Thinkpads for me.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean… tools, not jewels. It has a robust design for a reason. Develop that patina, kid. Don’t lose your mind over a scuff.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've been buying second hand thinkpads for the last decade or so.

They arrive pre-scuffed so I don't need to worry.

Prescruffed? That's just the vintage look.

[–] LouSlash@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

MacBook user:

omfg, my MacBook got that big scratch. Gonna buy a new one then

ThinkPad user:

draws ThinkPad logo on the back using scratches

Love it

Essentially average MacBook fan vs average ThinkPad enjoyer

[–] udon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes, great post in the year 2010 when thinkpads weren't complete crap, yet.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

ThinkPad is a work tool. MacBook is a fashion statement.

[–] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not where I work. My thinkpad is managed by the understaffed IT department, and is severely crippled by clownstrike and other garbage and bloatware. Linux is not allowed, only windows.

But my colleagues who chose a MacBook don't have all that crap because said IT department haven't figured out how to remotely manage Macs yet...

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Using a generator to power a computer is a really bad idea. You'll significantly shorten the lifespan of the power supply. Ask me how I know.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ask me how I know.

Ok. How?

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because I killed a PSU by plugging my PC into a gas generator once

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Always use a UPS when you connect a PC to a generator. The UPS will protect it against surges and also smooth out the power

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Apple: The Gucci of the tech world.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It really is. I once dated a girl that would rip on me for having a Samsung. She said she needed an iPhone for work cause she takes a lot of pics and uses socials a lot. She couldn't fathom that my Samsung could do all of that and arguably more

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

needed an iPhone for work cause she takes a lot of pics

She takes a lot of pictures...so she needed a worse camera?

[–] Altrex@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Whoa, I dislike iPhones for plenty of reasons, but the cameras are consistently among the best. Maybe not spec wise, and you can complain about post processing all you want. But to an average user that's just clicking the shutter they turn out great.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

sterileness is the aesthetic of rulers

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah. Authoritarians love gaudy, showy, shit. They hate minimal modernist design. Hitler famously shut down the Bauhaus movement, and Trump is doing similar shit and pushing Classicism.

Look at the residences of Kim, Saddam, Assad, Chávez, etc. Columns, ornate gold shit, etc.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 3 weeks ago

ye ur right, how about this sterileness is the aesthetic of the yuppies