Smells like the soiled diaper of a 79 year old man with dementia and orange skin.
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2025
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Someone called out that this is literally the brand from 1984.
Sheesh
It's just too on the nose to be real sometimes
Has to be real because it seems so fucking absurd.
« Eau de toilette »
Eww a toilet!
Smells like ketchup & overcooked beef
the hypocrisy makes me violent
Bet it smells like gasoline, piss, shit, spray tans, ketchup and a colon impacted with McDonalds and cholesterol.
Just placed an order for a large bottle of eau de moluments
"I peed in that"
-Eric
Would you look at that it's real. Satire and politics are dying
I guess they've captured the aroma of dumpster fire.
I bet it smells like child rape and failure
I smell bullshit
He's so hilariously pathetic lol