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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Smells like the soiled diaper of a 79 year old man with dementia and orange skin.

Get Rump Fragrances

[–] tyler@programming.dev 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Someone called out that this is literally the brand from 1984.

[–] halferect@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

It's just too on the nose to be real sometimes

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

Has to be real because it seems so fucking absurd.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

« Eau de toilette »

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago

Eww a toilet!

[–] parody@lemmings.world 4 points 6 days ago

Ya, & get it… emoluments… my best one of the week I have to say

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Smells like ketchup & overcooked beef

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

the hypocrisy makes me violent

[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Would you look at that it's real. Satire and politics are dying

[–] parody@lemmings.world 11 points 6 days ago

Just placed an order for a large bottle of eau de moluments

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

"I peed in that"

-Eric

Bet it smells like gasoline, piss, shit, spray tans, ketchup and a colon impacted with McDonalds and cholesterol.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 8 points 6 days ago

I guess they've captured the aroma of dumpster fire.

He's so hilariously pathetic lol

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I bet it smells like child rape and failure

[–] Jozav@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I smell bullshit