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FT opinion column be like (europe.pub)

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Let me tell you of the legendary country of Zimbabwe, where everyone was once a billionaire...

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm starting to wonder if all you need to know about a person's humanity is to ask them how they feel about billionaire.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

it's a good heuristic

[–] Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Specifically more female billionaires, so women can finally achieve equality!

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

If billionaires would just share, we could have hundreds or even thousands more billionaires! How good would that be for society?! Why are these selfish current billionaires not sharing?!

[–] solarspark@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

me: tell me you don't know what the fuck you're talking about without telling me you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

this article:

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

The writer is director of economic policy studies at the American Enterprise Institute

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

If everyone is a billionaire, then no one is a BILLIONAIRE.