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this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Ancient solutions??? Shit! That would work TODAY!!!
If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis's to all men if elected, she would be president right now.
Thats how I know all those pills and whatnot aren't worth trying. If ANYTHING worked, it would become a competition. And suddenly it wouldn't even be about if women liked it. Guys would be walking around with 60 inch dicks complaining they aren't big enough, because their neighbor is 90 inches soft.
And the human race would end, because no woman would be able to even take dicks anymore, so they'd just stop having sex.
And guys would STILL keep growing.
But none of that is real. So I know anything selling penis enlargement is a scam without needing to even try.
If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis's to all men if elected, she would be president right now.
No, because nobody would have believed her, for the same reasons you outlined below.
Now if AOC had run she might have been able to get away with it, but she’s starting to approach the age where that spell just doesn’t work anymore.
Twist: There is a reliable method, but it is being suppressed because penis insecurity drives so many behaviors that it is considered a load-bearing pillar of world economics. Penis equity would lead to global collapse.
It's being suppressed not by Big Penis, but by Small Penis.
Big small penis is behind this
Honest to god, 4-7 inches is indistinguishable. Everyone’s dick is fine. The vagina only has nerve endings down like 2-3”. It’s only really gay men who are size queens, because it’s different for anal. I’ve had good sex with guys with 3”, I’ve had terrible sex with guys with 8”. The size had zero to do with the quality of the sex, it was more about respect/kink/other shit.
Taking 9”+ hurts. Some people are masochists and like that, but istg dick complexes are ridiculous.
Man I hate it when I'm around someone with a istg dick complex.
“I swear to god” - for emphasis because it’s such an obnoxious thing.
If I could afford a phalloplasty, I’d go for 5” and be delighted with it.
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myers brigg dick energy
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Something can be ancient and still valid today.
We're still using many Roman bridges.
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I cast a spell to make them titties just bounce
I speak in a language only wizards can pronounce
Gimme my spells, gimme my book, gimme my cauldron and something to cook
I'm a crazy ass wizard, I ain't going to die, trust me on that, many have tried
Spell activates, but all men in a 10 km radius get instant double D cups.
:3
Yes, but the best we can do is the project catnip ears that are clipped, indicating you are spayed or neutered.
Chalice with that potion that sets in motion the erosion of reason for commotion like fire in a ball where you dance not slow but real low unlike damage 5d6 to the liver but got an organ grow lotion see so I'm good G.
Why have I seen this joke 500 times in the last 2 weeks in meme format and in shorts format and multiple languages?
we (men) are trying to get back in the coven's good graces so they can help us with the source of all human misery (dick too small)
The source of all human misery? Oh man, as if I didn't feel the pressure enough already...
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The same people that looked for "witches" in search of remedies and formulas for things like erectile dysfunction, penis enlargement, love formulas, and all kinds of related stuff were often the same ones shouting "burn the witch" and wanting them dead. Never underestimate human hypocrisy.
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is this real?
No, this is just fanta-sea 🎶
Caught in a landslide 🎤🎶
no escape from big wee-wee
Easy cum, easy go
Little shy, little hoe
Damn big wee-wee! They're putting Cum-trails in the sky! To turn everyone gay!
Cum-trails. Now that is an image straight from the 5g chip in my brain xD
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I tracked down the source to simplysilly but am unable to go further due to not having an instagram account.
So far doesn't seem AI. I certify it "likely real."
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Unless it's Ancient Greece! There, if you had a massive dong they'd call you a stupid barbarian.
Like much of everything else, the Romans stole/adopted this Greek mentality as well.
It would not be a solution in ancient Greece/Rome, where a small penis was part of the beauty standard.
If the people will not love her, they can fear her.
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Women in tall hats used to brew beer - which makes your penis feel bigger - in a cauldron at markets, but then men wanted to brew beer so they drove the women out and the image became part of the iconography of witchcraft.
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This was why they didn't burn witches in Africa. /joke
Some tribes across Africa were known for hunting, killing, and eating women they deemed witches. I couldn't find a source, but I remember reading about it. I think the last recorded successful hunt occured in the 90's.
I did however find this a 2008 article written by the guardian, that talks about the sell and use of albinos in Tanzania. It has absolutely nothing to do with my original point, just thought it was interesting and very fucked up.
A friend of mine is albino and turned down a job offer in South Africa around that time. The thought of even being on the same continent with that going on made him profoundly uncomfortable.
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