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[โ€“] WiredBrain@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm not CS smart enough to understand this... ๐Ÿ˜ข

[โ€“] edinbruh@feddit.it 42 points 1 week ago

"Ternary operator" means "operator that takes three things", like unary and binary operators take one and two things.

In C there is an operator for conditional expressions (an 'if' that you can put inside expressions) and it looks like this condition ? trueBranch : falseBranch. It takes three expressions, so it's a ternary operator.

Except it's the only ternary operator in C (and most languages, if they have one at all), so instead of calling it something like "conditional operator", they just call it "the ternary operator"

[โ€“] pocker_machine@lemmy.world -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly, it is not worth it and only mildly funny. You didnโ€™t miss anything.

[โ€“] lena@gregtech.eu 2 points 1 week ago

Very useful reply ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] mobotsar@sh.itjust.works -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The joke is that the people in the conversation are kinda dumb

[โ€“] lena@gregtech.eu 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] mobotsar@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well if you make me actually explain it, I'm going to sound like an asshole; the joke is so obvious and low-level and the type of humor so uninspired that I figure they must be a little.. you know, dumb.

[โ€“] andronicus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well if you make me actually explain it, I'm going to sound like an asshole

Too late muchacho... you're already giving real big superiority vibes here

[โ€“] mobotsar@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah.. well, you know.

[โ€“] lena@gregtech.eu 2 points 1 week ago

It's not the best joke I've seen, but I wouldn't call it dumb. To each their own, I guess. Jokes are subjective.

[โ€“] catty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To my deranged Friday afternoon brain, this is the funniest bit