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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Obama still got that free penthouse suite in trumps head I see.

What a fucking dick hole

[–] ef9357@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago

Trump, stop your nonsense and release the Epstein files!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 5 days ago

Just normal, presidential stuff.

This is some juvenile grade deepfake revenge porn.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 31 points 5 days ago

So much power in the tiny pathetic hands of such a sad small petty weak-minded man. America projects weakness.

[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Don and his shit has turned this country into the Aristocrats joke...

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

yet more projection

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 5 days ago

so he openly stated that he doesn't agree with the statement that "no one is above the law" in an attempt to distract the people from him raping children?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 29 points 6 days ago (3 children)

President Felon is nothing more than an internet troll.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Poor Obama he isn't even doing anything. Let the guy enjoy his playboy lifestyle in peace

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
[–] notsure@fedia.io 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

...how many times do i have to say this, don't fuck kids...

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[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Man literally stole a plot point from Babylon 5.

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[–] attempt@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If anyone makes a video of trump high fiving Epstein on the way back to the bedroom of his private jet with a teenager it might be equally disturbing, I hope we don’t find out

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[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

A deepfake of him with Epstein would have muddied the waters much more than this pathetic thing.

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[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

Who cares. I want to talk about Epstein, Trumpy.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago

Sounds like fAkE nEwS...

[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Child fuckers belong in jail, in a tiny cell, deep in the ocean, getting butt fucked by dildos around the clock.

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[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

Terrible foreshadowing, too obvious.

The authors of this world suck.

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