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[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 14 points 1 month ago

I would be terrified too if i saw someone use C°

°C is a much better way to measure temperature

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We measure drugs, pools, and PC temps in metric

Grams for drugs unless it's seized by the police, then it's kilos 😂

Pools in meters (or yards depending on location)

And PC temps are always Celsius

Metric isn't scary, we just use it for random things and it makes no sense

We also do alcohol in ml (750ml bottles are standard) unless it's beer which is usually in 12oz cans.

Nothing makes sense

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

A lot of beverages and some other things actually switched because the US had planned to go metric. That was cancelled and never finished, but it made no sense to go back.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (7 children)

1kg = double it and add a little lb
1lb = just under half kg

1cm = just under half in
1in = a little more than double cm

F vs C = give up

To easily convert between F and C, simply cool the thing down to -40° and you're good you go

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 1 month ago

C to F = 100 is too hot, 0 is too cold, 50 is just righ- ah damn it

[–] teft@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

F vs c is easier if you think in bands of temps. 15 C is about 60 F. Each ten degrees difference in F is about 5 degrees different in C. So 20 C is about 70 F. 10 C is about 50 F.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For F and C, there's a 10% variation from double/divide (5/9 vs 9/5).

So add or subtract 10% after doing that part.

[–] droans@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

It's exactly (C*9/5)+32. That's not a rough formula, it's exact.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Ok mr advanced mathematics with complex numbers

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

For above freezing, terrestrial temperatures, Canadians have long depended on the "double it and add 30" rule to understand freedom temperature units while travelling.

[–] twopi@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

1 kg = 2 * lb + 1/5 * lb (lucky for us 5 is a prime factor of base 10)

[–] vale@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

basically me as I'm slowly learning metric

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

I've worked in some capacity of manufacturing for a while now so I've gotten used to going back and forth. You'll get it!
Practice by thinking what the other would be any time someone mentions one.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Metric is for mass and Freedom Units™ are for weight. Because using the same unit of measure for both like metric does just because they happen to be on earth is stupid.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 weeks ago

it's a shame metric has no unit for force, real shame

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago

using the same unit of measure for both like metric

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton_(unit)

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 month ago

Really? Stone. Shall I go on?

[–] orionsbelt@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

also 24 hr clock (military time)

You mean being able to count past 12?

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Yawn.

Like this is the first time OP has heard of other units.

Why do you use Celsius when Kelvin exists?

Most likely I learned metric long before OP was even born, in the US ( it's been taught in the US since the late 60's).

You want us to throw away all our tools overnight? Recalculate every recipe, re-tool every process (with concomitant errors), etc, etc, etc, overnight? Are you paying for this?

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

You want us to throw away all our tools overnight? Recalculate every recipe, re-tool every process (with concomitant errors), etc, etc, etc, overnight

To the best of my knowledge, everywhere that has converted so far has just started making new things in metric. Yes, that leaves a weird state where you may see signs in one or the other, for example, but over time it resolves. Tools in other sizes would continue to be made as long as they needed to in order to maintain the old stuff until that gets replaced.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

The US is a big reason for metric being the standard

They were a founding member of the Metre Convention and wanted a unit that wasn’t British

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] lemmy12369@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ill admit I use Centigrade..

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

i love how even when using celsius americans just cannot help it, it has to be "centigrade"

[–] lemmy12369@midwest.social 1 points 4 weeks ago

Didn’t even realize that 😅

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ELI5: Why some people use term "freedom units" for "imperial units"? They are the same (except gallon and bushel, whatever that may be).

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Joke about US being a free society

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Can confirm. I have no idea how much I weigh, my height, or what the temperature is outside of imperial units and Fahrenheit.